Tag Archives: Lindsay Lohan

The Tom makes major Blog announcement

Sensing a short break in the Supreme Court advice and consent, The Tom grabbed the make that from now on this Blog will be totally natural, organic and free of antibiotics and hormones. Of course The Tom reassured readers that … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan raps on about #MeToo

In an August 4,2018 interview with the The Times, Lindsay  Lohan says despite her best efforts and magnificent sculpting of her 32Ds she has not experienced sexual harassment. Will The Tom school The Lindsay so she will recognize it in … Continue reading

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The Tom offers pro bono camera services to new Lindsay Lohan Reality Show

No sooner than MTV announced the highly anticipated Lindsay Lohan Reality TV series, Lohan Beach Club,  than The Tom offered his services as camera man.  The Tom is known for his mastery of the super closeup. What could be more … Continue reading

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The Tom convinces The Thomas Markle to have heart surgery

After a ton of fast talking, The Tom convinced The Thomas to use the old heart surgery excuse to skip the Royal Wedding and hang our with the paparazzi.  In turn, The Tom pledged to handle any miscellaneous duties like … Continue reading

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Will The Tom stand in for Meghan Markle’s father at the wedding?

With Meghan Markle’s father bowing out of the wedding as father of the Bride  due to the after effects of a heart attack and a paparazzi scandal allegedly selling staged photos, everybody is clamoring for The Tom to stand in … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein presents Bikini Wars

Reinventing himself as a  man of good tastes, a frisky and rehabilitated Harvey Whinestein has organized Bikini Wars.  In the first match,  we have the newcomer Kylie Jenner going directly against an Old School Lindsay Lohan.   This event culminates … Continue reading

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Are men more welcoming to groping than women?

Tom has obtained unpublished research verified by Fusion GPS that may  indicate that men are more welcoming to groping. than women  According to this research, 99.9%  of women would resist being groped by George  Clooney.  On the other hand, 99.9% … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein shifting focus to Adult Films

Speaking from his suite of offices and studio in the deep recesses of Chatsworth, CA, Harvey Whinestein says that he is shifting his focus to Porn  where the Actresses might be a little less uptight.   Also after reviewing some … Continue reading

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Tiger Woody: Tom organizes an emergency Intervention

When Tom heard that Tiger Woody had been pulled over for suspicion of DUI, The Tom knew immediately that he needed to spring into action to organize an Intervention. Some my remember the Intervention Tom organized when Tiger developed a … Continue reading

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Tom leaks results of Kylie Jenner butt photoshopping investigation and they are shocking

Operatives within Tom’s camp have leaked the results of Tom’s exclusive investigation of the photoshopping of Kylie Jenner’s butt and related matters. First the good news, using Tom’s proprietary testing methods, Tom has determined that Kylie Jenner’s breast enhancements meet … Continue reading

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