Tag Archives: Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan goes nude for photo — Social News XYZ

What is a girl to do?   First she settled her IRS debt and now the tasteful nudes for the masses to enjoy.  Will these Internet critics ever be satisfied?   Los Angeles, Jan 4 (IANS) The “Mean Girls” star … Continue reading

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The Tom loves the Holidays

The Tom looks forward tp the holidays.  Wishing you and yours the best for the Holidays and the New Year. Toping the To Do list is to interview and hire Santa’s Little Helpers.  Ho, Ho,. Ho!!!      

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MMA 1, The Investigation

Trigger Warning:  MMA (Magnificent Mammary Arts The Tom known as the Boob Whisperer has been commissioned by the Tom Foundation to investigate rumors that MMA 1 contenders Kylie Jenner and Lindsay Lohan may have been surgically enhanced.   The Tom … Continue reading

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The Tom makes major Blog announcement

Sensing a short break in the Supreme Court advice and consent, The Tom grabbed the make that from now on this Blog will be totally natural, organic and free of antibiotics and hormones. Of course The Tom reassured readers that … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan raps on about #MeToo

In an August 4,2018 interview with the The Times, Lindsay  Lohan says despite her best efforts and magnificent sculpting of her 32Ds she has not experienced sexual harassment. Will The Tom school The Lindsay so she will recognize it in … Continue reading

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The Tom offers pro bono camera services to new Lindsay Lohan Reality Show

No sooner than MTV announced the highly anticipated Lindsay Lohan Reality TV series, Lohan Beach Club,  than The Tom offered his services as camera man.  The Tom is known for his mastery of the super closeup. What could be more … Continue reading

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The Tom convinces The Thomas Markle to have heart surgery

After a ton of fast talking, The Tom convinced The Thomas to use the old heart surgery excuse to skip the Royal Wedding and hang our with the paparazzi.  In turn, The Tom pledged to handle any miscellaneous duties like … Continue reading

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Will The Tom stand in for Meghan Markle’s father at the wedding?

With Meghan Markle’s father bowing out of the wedding as father of the Bride  due to the after effects of a heart attack and a paparazzi scandal allegedly selling staged photos, everybody is clamoring for The Tom to stand in … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein presents Bikini Wars

Reinventing himself as a  man of good tastes, a frisky and rehabilitated Harvey Whinestein has organized Bikini Wars.  In the first match,  we have the newcomer Kylie Jenner going directly against an Old School Lindsay Lohan.   This event culminates … Continue reading

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Are men more welcoming to groping than women?

Tom has obtained unpublished research verified by Fusion GPS that may  indicate that men are more welcoming to groping. than women  According to this research, 99.9%  of women would resist being groped by George  Clooney.  On the other hand, 99.9% … Continue reading

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