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Are men more welcoming to groping than women?

Tom has obtained unpublished research verified by Fusion GPS that may  indicate that men are more welcoming to groping. than women  According to this research, 99.9%  of women would resist being groped by George  Clooney.  On the other hand, 99.9% … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein shifting focus to Adult Films

Speaking from his suite of offices and studio in the deep recesses of Chatsworth, CA, Harvey Whinestein says that he is shifting his focus to Porn  where the Actresses might be a little less uptight.   Also after reviewing some … Continue reading

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Tiger Woody: Tom organizes an emergency Intervention

When Tom heard that Tiger Woody had been pulled over for suspicion of DUI, The Tom knew immediately that he needed to spring into action to organize an Intervention. Some my remember the Intervention Tom organized when Tiger developed a … Continue reading

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Tom leaks results of Kylie Jenner butt photoshopping investigation and they are shocking

Operatives within Tom’s camp have leaked the results of Tom’s exclusive investigation of the photoshopping of Kylie Jenner’s butt and related matters. First the good news, using Tom’s proprietary testing methods, Tom has determined that Kylie Jenner’s breast enhancements meet … Continue reading

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Tom launches a no holds barred investigation of rumors of Kylie Jenner breast enhancements and butt photoshopping

With the Internet running wild with vicious rumors that Kylie Jenner’s butt has been photoshopped and long running rumors of incredibly beautiful breasts enhancements, Tom has launched the afore-mentioned investigation  and to examine the evidence in a gentle and meticulous manner. If … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan reaches out to Tom after severing finger in boating accident

Lindsay Lohan severed her left ring finger in a horrible boating accident and had it surgically reattached.  This was a golden opportunity to re-bond with her fans. Then news broke that Lindsay’s nemesis Kim Kardashian was robbed at gun point … Continue reading

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The Tom is schooled in Anonymous 3rd Party Hearsay and is ready to roll

Tom ever the student of high ethical standards has been studying at the feet of LA Mayor Dopey Garcetti and the ever brilliant Barack O’TomA where he heard tales of rattled world leaders and IOC officials who fear Donald Trump. … Continue reading

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Tom cites Brexit headwinds for failure to nail Lindsay Lohan

For as long as we can remember, Tom has been fascinated by and pursued America’s Sweetheart Lindsay Lohan But lately Brexit headwinds have frustrated Tom in his quest.  These mysterious Brexit headwinds are cited for plunging corporate profits, tanking national … Continue reading

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Live: With Kelly and The Tom

Tom has reached out to console Kelly Ripa after she was left at the TV Alter first by Regis Philbin and now by Michael Strahan. Not one to take advantage of a situation of a star on the rebound, Tom … Continue reading

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Paris Hilton Heads to Coachella in a See-Through Lace Dress (and Cat Ears!) — Style News – StyleWatch – People.com

The outfit was clearly comfortable, too, as Hilton was seen twirling and jumping on the festival grounds (with phone in hand) via Paris Hilton Heads to Coachella in a See-Through Lace Dress (and Cat Ears!) — Style News – StyleWatch – People.com … Continue reading

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