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The Tom announced as Tragic Johnson’s new agent

The Tom scored a major coup when he inked Tragic Johnson as his newest client.  The deal includes exclusive negotiating rights for positions in Basketball Administration, Basketball Coaching and Late Night Talk Shows. “Tragic Johnson is a proven performer in … Continue reading

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Lakers agree to partial shutdown of King LaTom James

With Tragic Johnson of the LA Lakers desperate to draw attention away from the $154 Million 4 year contract with the King, the Lakers agreed to limit his minutes to about half time.  This enables LaTom to draw his outrageous … Continue reading

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Did LaTom James pull a fast one on Tragic Johnson?

While a middling real estate developer, Tragic Johnson is a disaster as a sports executive. Prior to his most recent incarnation with the Lakers, he was an interim Coach with the Lakers and failed miserably. Fast forward to now and … Continue reading

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Balls upset LaTom James’ quest for an 0-82 season

Just when LaTom James had  an 0-82 LA  Laker record  in sight, he was upset by none other that shadow Coach LaTom “Big Baller” Ball and his son LoTomZo Ball.  Maybe this should be discounted as nobody knows if the … Continue reading

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LaTom James receives rave reviews

Laker LaTom James has received rave reviews for his voice over work as Yeti in the animated film Smallwood.  This as his Lakers took another giant step closer to an  0-82 season by moving to 0-3.

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LaTom’s Lakers streaking towards an 0-82 record

Since the signing of The King The LaTom James, the Los Angeles Lakers are already 0-2 and playing the caliber of defense that will enable an unprecedented 0-82 record.  In addition, they can’t shoot the three. It will soon be … Continue reading

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LaTom evaluates LeBron James Laker deal

Los Angeles basketball geeks ( 2 maybe 3 not following Mexico Soccer are clamoring for LaTom to pronounce the Laker-LeBron James $154 Million 4 year deal the best deal in basketball history. LaTom responded with a play on an old … Continue reading

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The Tom to Lonzo Ball “You’re Fired”

After big mouth LaTom Ball issued his ultimatum that if the Lakers didn’t sign Lonzo Ball’s two brothers, Lonzo wouldn’t resign with the Lakers. First of all Lonzo Ball ain’t that great.  Who wants the shoplifting King and College dropout … Continue reading

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LaTom urges LaKers to draft Lonzo and LaVar “Big Baller” Ball with 2nd pick

With the will of the ping-pong balls giving the Los Angeles LaKers the 2nd pick in the NBA draft, LaTom is working overdrive to sign the Balls to bring “Schmoe Time” to Los Angeles.  Bringing LaVar in from Chino Hills … Continue reading

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Desperate Lakers sign Free Agent out of Occidental College

With LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony, Pau Gasol and Swaggy P (Nick Young) showing no interest in signing with the Los Angeles Lakers as Free Agents and playing second fiddle to Kobe Bryant, the Lakers have hit the Free Agent Motherload … Continue reading

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