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LaTom urges LaKers to draft Lonzo and LaVar “Big Baller” Ball with 2nd pick

With the will of the ping-pong balls giving the Los Angeles LaKers the 2nd pick in the NBA draft, LaTom is working overdrive to sign the Balls to bring “Schmoe Time” to Los Angeles.  Bringing LaVar in from Chino Hills … Continue reading

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Desperate Lakers sign Free Agent out of Occidental College

With LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony, Pau Gasol and Swaggy P (Nick Young) showing no interest in signing with the Los Angeles Lakers as Free Agents and playing second fiddle to Kobe Bryant, the Lakers have hit the Free Agent Motherload … Continue reading

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Tom is livid that Administration chose Qatar over TomVille for Taliban Honcho’s yearlong vacation

Tom was celebrating Barack O’TomA’s decision to swap 5 hardened Taliban Honchos from Gitmo for American POW er…. Deserter   Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl when he suddenly flew off the handle. What could have set off the cool, reserved, no drama Tom?  … Continue reading

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Los Angeles Laker Consultant Tom: “We need to get older”

When last engaged by the Los Angeles Lakers, Senior Basketball Consultant Tom advised the Lakers to trade for Karl Malone and Gary Payton years after their careers has ended.  This year Tom was aglow when retained by the Lakers where … Continue reading

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Tom challenges Kobe to man up and play hurt

Speaking to the media with Dwight Howard and Pau Gasol cowering in the background, infamous, sharp-tongued, back bencher Tom blasted Kobe Bryant who plans to sit out the final game of the regulars season that will determine if the Los Angeles … Continue reading

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Tom declares Lakers’ season over

After the opening game at home against a Dirk Nowitzi-less Dallas Mavericks team 99-91, Tom put an end to Lakers’ fan misery and declared the season lost. It was no fluke that they couldn’t win an exhibition game.  The stars are old … Continue reading

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Tom echoes Kobe and Vanessa Bryant call for privacy in divorce

Tom indicated that he is totally behind Kobe and Vanessa Bryant who in a statement to TomVille Tonight called for worldwide respect for their privacy in their amicable divorce proceedings. Never have too people been more deserving of this respect. … Continue reading

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