Tag Archives: Mark Zuckerberg

Fakebook Live – #1 Source for Murders and Suicides

Fakebook’s quest for the next revenue gusher has materialized beyond all expectations.  Who can resist watching a murder or suicide in real time? What a concept.  Just let the people do the hard work and sit back an reap the … Continue reading

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Tom exonerates Fakebook in Cleveland murder matter

With Mark Zuckerberg guarding his $Billions and COO Sheryl Sandberg off somewhere Leaning In, it fell to Tom to clarify the matter of the Cleveland Murder posting.  Tom quickly clarified that the murder posting was NOT live streaming, but rather … Continue reading

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Tom lauds Fakebook for tackling fake news

Tom praised the 3rd wealthiest man Mark Zuckerberg for his tireless efforts to wipe out fake news.  Tom also pushed back on those who say that Fakebook has so much fake news that a tipping point has been reached with … Continue reading

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Mark Zuckerberg and Tom will not be running for President

In separate blockbuster announcements to BuzzFeed News, Mark  Zuckerberg  of Facebook and Tom indicated that they will not be running for President. Never in the history of politics were there less called for candidates. While Zuckerberg has the Midas touch … Continue reading

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Still the Number 1 source for Fake News

It was with great pride that Tom announced at his news conference that he is still the undisputed leader in Fake News.  As Zuckerberg and other money grubbers disavow Fake News and reap the profits, Tom maintains his Fake news … Continue reading

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Tom assures reader(s) that this Blog will continue to profit from fake news

Tom called a major news conference to clarify his position on Fake News.  This is an issue that has Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook and Larry Page of Google scrambling for cover as for years they have reaped huge advertising profits … Continue reading

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Shakira edges out Tom in Facebook likes

The results are in and in a squeaker it was Shakira winning  with 100 million Facebook  likes, Rihanna with 89m, Katy Perry with 72m, Beyoncé with 63m, Britney Spears with 41m, Christina Aguilar with 24m and Tom with 0m. Like … Continue reading

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Tech luminaries tell Tom to get his head out of the Cloud

Coming off his strategic inspired defeat in the Swiss Minimum Wage referendum, Tom is rightfully walking around with his head in the cloud. The following Tech giants have ordered Tom to get his head out of the Cloud lest it be … Continue reading

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Zuckerberg: Where can I get a decent haircut?

Lighten up all you people who envy the 1%.  Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook infamy is worth North of $19 Billion and  still gets a haircut reminiscent of Peyton Manning. Enter the savior, hair stylist to the world, North Korea Strongman Kim Jong … Continue reading

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University of Michigan Study: Facebook is a downer

A recent survey conducted by the University of Michigan found that the more people used Facebook the more down they were.  Mark Zuckerberg has looked at the data and is not worried. The study was overrepresented in people who bought … Continue reading

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