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The Tom declares himself an Influencer

In a master marketing stroke, The Tom announced that he is now an Influencer and that the bidding starts at $1 Million. If you wish to reach non-beautiful people who don’t smell that great, The Tom is the Influencer of … Continue reading

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Tom offers his encryption software package to Lincoln and Cadillac for naming models

Some (OK all) potential car buying customers are confused by the bizarre naming rituals for Lincoln and Cadillac models.  Lincoln has the MKS, MKZ, MKT, MKK and MKC.  Cadillac has the ATS, XTS, CTS and CTS-V.  While these names are obviously … Continue reading

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Lord Tom presents Lord Stanley Cup to LA Kings

In a feel good sports story, the humble and accessible Los Angeles Kings won the Stanley Cup over the New York Rangers in Double Overtime.  Lord Tom with great fanfare presented the Lord Stanley Cup to the aptly named Kings. … Continue reading

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Tom haters use new Groupon metric to score body blow to Tom’s Internet Bubble delusions

Tom haters have finally uncovered the metric that once and for all discredits Tom’s bizarre theory of a new Internet Bubble. This logical silver bullet is the deceptively simple new financial metric developed by Groupon in their pursuit of Internet … Continue reading

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