Tag Archives: Mayor Michael Bloomberg

The Tom is narrowing the Presidential field

Cross The Tom and you are out.  The Tom has already driven some of America’s finest from the Presidential race.  The following are some of The Tom’s notches on his campaign belt: Scott’s Walker, Rickie Perry, Link “Say who” Chafee, Jim … Continue reading

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Tom pivots to staffing up the Thought Police Agency

Still licking his wounds over the drastic funding cuts to his Agency, Chief Tom has quickly pivoted to staffing up the Thought Police Agency. Even the smartest Regulations require the enforcement by a crack team.  With that in mind, Tom announced … Continue reading

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NY Mayor Michael Bloomberg caught in alley fondling a 32 oz. Soda Cup

Just minutes after a NY Appeals  Court struck down a NYC ban on soda cups in excess of 16 ozs,  police report that they found Mayor Bloomberg in an alley fondling a 32 oz soda cup whispering “How good it … Continue reading

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