Tag Archives: Meghan Markle

Is Baby Archie’s 15 Minutes of Fame over already?

For the last few days I haven’t heard a lot about Meghan “Sparkle” Markle and Prince Harry’s Baby Archie. Famed PR Man The Tom weighs in. Who in the Hell picked a century old name Archie?   Weren’t names like … Continue reading

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The Tom upstages the Royal Wedding as the Queen makes a suprise announcement

Incredibly The Tom upstaged all the Royal Wedding hype when The Queen of Hearts Juice Newton Announced that The Duke, Duke ,Duke of Earl torch has been passed from Gene  Chandler to The Tom. Some cynics are saying that The … Continue reading

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The Tom convinces The Thomas Markle to have heart surgery

After a ton of fast talking, The Tom convinced The Thomas to use the old heart surgery excuse to skip the Royal Wedding and hang our with the paparazzi.  In turn, The Tom pledged to handle any miscellaneous duties like … Continue reading

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Will The Tom stand in for Meghan Markle’s father at the wedding?

With Meghan Markle’s father bowing out of the wedding as father of the Bride  due to the after effects of a heart attack and a paparazzi scandal allegedly selling staged photos, everybody is clamoring for The Tom to stand in … Continue reading

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Where is my invitation to the Royal Wedding?

The Tom is starting to get nervous as he has not yet received his invitation to the Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Is it because The Donald has criticized the Post Office and the preference it is … Continue reading

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