Tag Archives: Melania Trump

Is The Tom on the short list to replace John Kelly as Chief of Staff

In a word NO !!! While The Tom is a highly skilled operative, The Donald can not dangle that much temptation over Melania. Advertisements

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Breaking News: The Tom is reporting that The John doesn’t want The Donald at his funeral

In his first reporting assignment  for the mainstream media, The Tom’s story that The John McCain, Maverick and Democrat  icon,  doesn’t want The Donald at his funeral is splashed all over the Internet.  Evidently political grudges do indeed have eternal … Continue reading

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Did Democrats plagiarize The Donald with their new slogan?

Right after the Democrats unveiled their new slogan, “Better Deal”. The Tom noticed that 50% of the slogan was plagiarized from The Donald’s “Art of the Deal”. This is the biggest plagiarism scandal since Melania Trump had some similar lines … Continue reading

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Post Plastic Surgery: What went wrong?

You may have heard that The Tom went under the plastic surgery knife to be able to be a convincing  body double for The Donald.  Plastic Tom, M.D. assured The Tom that he would be using the newest 3-D printer … Continue reading

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Barack suddenly calls off the plagiarism investigation of Melania Trump –Plagiarizing Politicos — pastorwardclinton — Arlin Report

At the eve of the democratic National Convention, Barack O’TomA  suddenly called off the investigation of Melania Trump for plagiarism.  It looked like Barack had Meliana squarely in his sights when he made this incomprehensible move. “I just don’t understand … Continue reading

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Barack appoints a panel of plagiarism experts to prosecute Melania

Bark O’TomA was swift in naming a panel of distinguished plagiarist  to investigate and prosecute Melania Trump for her RNC Convention speech.  The panel composed of Joe Biden, Hillary Rodman Clinton, Barack Obama and Michele Obama is uniquely qualified in recognizing and … Continue reading

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