Tag Archives: @MeToo

Lindsay Lohan raps on about #MeToo

In an August 4,2018 interview with the The Times, Lindsay  Lohan says despite her best efforts and magnificent sculpting of her 32Ds she has not experienced sexual harassment. Will The Tom school The Lindsay so she will recognize it in … Continue reading

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The Tom offers pro bono camera services to new Lindsay Lohan Reality Show

No sooner than MTV announced the highly anticipated Lindsay Lohan Reality TV series, Lohan Beach Club,  than The Tom offered his services as camera man.  The Tom is known for his mastery of the super closeup. What could be more … Continue reading

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1st Daughter TommySue creates a stir

1st Daughter TommySue, a 5th year senior at the Stormy Daniels School of Drama, has created quite a stir recently.  TommySue is majoring in Reality TV with a minor in extortion. We all know that a long-suffering TommySue went under … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein presents #NotMeToo awards at Oscars

In an attempt to juice up sagging ratings, the Academy will insert a special feature into this year’s Oscar presentation.  Harvey Whinestein will present the prestigious #NotMeToo  awards.  Early speculation center on Whinestein, Charlie Rose, Matt Lauer, Kevin Spacey and … Continue reading

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Tom’s Holiday Gift Guide for the men in your life

Promising to take the hassle and confusion on the perfect gift for the men in your life, Tom unveiled his First Annual Gift Guide.  The top 4 gifts for this year are as follows: An Initial Defense Lawyer Consultation with … Continue reading

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Tom edged out for Time Person of the Year by a Hashtag

In his worst humiliation to date, The Tom lost out on being Time magazine’s Person of the Year by a Hashtag formerly known as #MeToo.  A Fake News investigation has been opened to be headed by a suddenly unemployed Robert … Continue reading

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# MeNot

Tom commends women worldwide for their collective refusal to sexually harass him.  These acts of individual restraint continue to baffle The Tom.  Others are  not so baffled.  

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