Tag Archives: Michael Jackson

Topless Paris Jackson exposes a fundamental truth

Thanks to superior parenting skills, Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris Jackson has uncovered what makes us human.  We have been looking for the meaning of life in all the wrong places. 19-year-old Paris Jackson posted a topless pic on social media … Continue reading

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Tom is inked as Chair of the Hillary Clinton comeback campaign

With rumors swirling that Hillary Rodman Clinton will be making a  comeback running for NYC Mayor, Tom has signed on as Chair. Tom is just back from managing the highly successful comeback tours by Cher, Michael Jackson, Prince and George Michael. … Continue reading

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Tom is on the casting couch for a part in new Lindsay Lohan movie

When Tom heard the news from the Sundance Film Festival that Lindsay Lohan will produce and star in a psychological thriller titled “Inconceivable”,  he immediately reported to the casting couch to secure a leading actor role. A veteran of numerous … Continue reading

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Who the hell does Paris Jackson think she is?

What is up with Paris Jackson?  Just because her father may have been the noted Wacko Michael Jackson doesn’t mean that Paris doesn’t need to “wait her turn”.  this young upstart is trying to crash the well-earned publicity from Lindsay Lohan, … Continue reading

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Hollywood Reporter: Nakoula signed to produce “Glory of Tom” film epic

In a stunning announcement, it was revealed that noted Cerritos film producer Nakoula B. Nakoula has inked a deal to produce. write and direct the epic film tale “Glory of Tom”. Nakoula’s last production the “Innocence of Muslims” received a … Continue reading

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Passing the hat to pay for Michael Jackson’s $ 1.8 Million funeral

At the sentencing hearing for Dr. Conrad Murray today, the prosecution asked for amongst other things a $1.8 million for Michael Jackson’s funeral expenses. Evidently giving Jackson the bin Laden funeral was not considered. Dr. Conrad Murray’s lawyers said that … Continue reading

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Jury ends massive waste of taxpayers’ money

Today, the jury in the case of Dr. Conrad Murray finally reached a verdict alleging he offed Michael Jackson putting an end to one of the biggest wastes of taxpayer money in Los Angeles County history. That is unless the … Continue reading

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Glitzy new bus tours of Tomville announced

In a Press Conference at the corner of TomVille and Whine, Tom announced the start of glitzy new bus tours of TomVille. Borrowing on the concept of bus tours of Hollywood stars homes, murder scenes, stars hang outs and the … Continue reading

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Tom announces Tribute concert

Keying off todays heartfelt announcement by the Jackson family, Tom announced his premortem Tribute Concert. This worldwide tour will benefit Tom’s favorite Charity, namely Tom. Special guest appearances by Amy Winehouse and Janice Joplin are planned. In lieu of having … Continue reading

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