Tag Archives: Michele Obama

Did Democrats plagiarize The Donald with their new slogan?

Right after the Democrats unveiled their new slogan, “Better Deal”. The Tom noticed that 50% of the slogan was plagiarized from The Donald’s “Art of the Deal”. This is the biggest plagiarism scandal since Melania Trump had some similar lines … Continue reading

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Tom can’t comment: Just another WordPress con-spir-a-cy

Tom has noted that approximately one month ago, WordPress stopped posting any of his comments. Some may ask was this caused by the intervention by Barack O’TomA, Michele O’TomA, Hillary Rodman Clinton or even Al Bore. Tom is now at the … Continue reading

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Barack appoints a panel of plagiarism experts to prosecute Melania

Bark O’TomA was swift in naming a panel of distinguished plagiarist  to investigate and prosecute Melania Trump for her RNC Convention speech.  The panel composed of Joe Biden, Hillary Rodman Clinton, Barack Obama and Michele Obama is uniquely qualified in recognizing and … Continue reading

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R-E-L-A-X Barack. Nobody is trying to impeach you

Taking a page from Green Bay Packer QB Aaron Rodgers telling Cheeseheads to relax, Tom advised Barack and Michele O’TomA to relax.  Nobody is trying to impeach poor Barack.   Now if Rodgers doesn’t win tonight, he may be impeached. … Continue reading

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Tom revealed as a Dark Horse to Co-Host “The View”

Access TomVille and TomVille Tonight were all a Twitter as it was revealed that Tom is a leading candidate to Co-Host “The view” replacing a “retiring” Barbara Walters. In preparations for a series of interviews with Network executives, Tom has … Continue reading

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#Bring Back Our Girls..One woman’s profile in courage

Until recently, the last bold courageous act witnessed was Michele O’TomA ordering the Gardner to plant a Vegetable garden.  Imagine our surprise when she was pictured with a sign #Bring Back Our Girls.  We expect that she will boldly go into the … Continue reading

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Game of Thongs

Starring the ever lovely Lindsay Lohan in a Oprah Winfrey production. Co-starring Tom, Michele O’TomA, Tommy Sue, Donald Sterling, V. Stiviano and Barbara Walters. Filmed entirely on location at the Hard Times Trailer Park.     TommySue? Clothing optional

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Now Michele O’TomA has an imaginary son, too

You may remember a few months ago, Barack O’TomA introduced us to his imaginary son who he said would look like TreyTom, pose in gangster pictures, smoke a lot of weed that despite being a carcinogen is no worst than … Continue reading

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Amanda Bynes’s Twitter Account mysteriously closed down by NSA

Could it have been that her last Tweet raised hackles if not red flags?  

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White House Vegetable Gardener enjoys 16th vacation in 3 years

White House vegetable Gardener Michelle O’TomA is enjoying a ski vacation in Aspen marking the 16th vacation in 3 years. O’TomA says that the pressure of the vegetable garden tending it in hot humid summers and bitter cold winters is … Continue reading

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