Tag Archives: Millionaires

Barack O’TomA shakes up the clubby World of Mathematicians

In a stunning display of the new world order in mathematics, Barack O’TomA introduced a new math concept that is bound to change everything that we have always believed. He has immediately gone to the head of the math class … Continue reading

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Zynga post loss in 1st Quarter after IPO on shaky TomVille results

In the first indication that FarmVille might be more popular than TomVille, Zynga posted a loss in their 1st Quarter as a public company. Even though the IPO served its purpose which was to make millionaires and billionaires out of … Continue reading

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Zuckerberg prepares to create thousands of new enemies of the Obama state

The evil Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook fame and riches is preparing what is likely to be the richest ever Initial Public Offering (IPO). This is likely to create 1-3 new Billionaires and thousands of new Millionaires. No matter how hard … Continue reading

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Barack O’TomA wants to pick Mitt Tomney’s pockets

Multi-Millionaire (fewer multi) POTUS and panhandler for the Middle Class Barack O’TomA has a plan to pick the pockets of TomVille’s beloved multi-millionaire (more multi) Mitt Tomney to the tune of $15 Trillion. The only thing standing in the way … Continue reading

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Zuckerberg and Bieber introduce their new hair stylist

Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook riches and Justin Bieber of cute “Who is my Baby momma?” fame jointly announced the hiring of a new hair stylist. And these Billionaires and Millionaires grabbed the very best in the business, namely Kim Jon … Continue reading

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Tom channels Obama and plans 17 day Holiday Vacation in Hawaii

Looking to emulate his mentor, noted Sloganizer Barack Obama, Tom will also be taking a 17 day vacation in Hawaii from December 17th to January 2, 2012. Tom’s vacation entourage will include: the ever unfaithful Mrs. Tom with her arms … Continue reading

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Tom urges Occupy Encampers (OWS) to burnish their resume with arrests and convictions

Speaking just minutes before the police rolled in to clean out the Occupy Encampment, Tom mounted the Podium and in an impassioned speach urged the happy cmpers to add civil disobediaence arrests and convictions to burnish their resumes. As a … Continue reading

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Tom to embark on nationwide tour thanking Obama for making him rich

Abruptly waking up from a deep sleep in his OWS tent, Tom exclaimed “Thanks Obama. He has made me rich”. “I will not rest until I carry this message to everybody in this great land. God bless Obama”. After years … Continue reading

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Obama reveals secret love of Millionaires (has beens)

Yesterday, POTUS and noted Millionaire and Billionaire Barack Obama dipped for the third time in a couple months into the money pit that is Hollywood. Reveling in creating massive traffic jams, Obama had another $37,500/plate dinner at noted Hollywood has … Continue reading

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John Erickson Day a huge success in TomVille

In honor of blog tweaker John Erickson being off the grid yesterday, Tom declared October 13th an annual TomVille Holiday. Ceremonies were held all over TomVille in celebration of the 1st ever John Erickson Day. Commercial activity came to a … Continue reading

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