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Style consultant Tom recommends Rompers for Men — Romphims

Ever the fashion forward voice, Tom is recommending Rompers to his political clients who always want to be ahead of the trends.  On the domestic side, Tom is recommending rompers for The Donald, Chuckie Schumer, Adam Schiffless, John McCain and … Continue reading

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Golden Globe reporting crushes Tom’s laments about the demise of great journalism

Last night at the Golden Globes Red Carpet, Hollywood reporters blew a huge hole in t\Tom’s lame theories that great journalism is dead. Tom had to admit that he heard some of the most in-depth, hard-hitting  follow-up question that he … Continue reading

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Tom declares New York Fashion Week a bust without Kim, Dennis and Moammar

With Co. Moammar Gadhafi moving on to the Catwalk in the Sky, Tom had high hopes that Kim Tom-un and Dennis Tomman would steal the New York Fashion Week show.  Never have we known a trio of men with such … Continue reading

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Look for Tom in the Front Row during New York’s Fashion Week

PR firms for major designers are scrambling to seat Tom in the Fron Row on the Runways of major fashion shows at this years’ New York Fashion Week. Right now tom is still negotiating to be seated between Vogue Editor … Continue reading

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Will Barack O’TomA be the next European Leader to fall?

With European Leaders falling in Greece, Italy, Spain, Netherlands, Finland, Ireland, Belgium and France to name a few, Tom wonders if President and CEO (Chief European Oglier) Barack O’TomA will be the next European Leader to fall. Barack for his … Continue reading

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TomVille Fashion Week…Tongues are waging

Could TomVille Fashion Week be anymore of a rousing success? Fashion observers who enjoy looking a bony emaciated models who look fresh out of WWII concentration camps wearing bizarre clothes are in 7th Heaven with this year’s Fashion Week. The … Continue reading

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Bad news from the TomVille War front

As the war against CityVille and FarmVille entered its 2nd day, Tom was compelled to broadcast the bad news to the citizens of TomVille. Friendly fire casualties has disabled 95% of TomVille’s brave troops. The CityVille Rap music assault cleared … Continue reading

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Tom personally makes arrests in a plot to harm the good citizens of TomVille

With his administration in shambles, Tom announced that he led a raid that led to the arrest of two guys who might have wanted to harm TomVille. Tom announced that the citizens can rest easy as they and their families … Continue reading

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Tom joins Occupy TomVille protesters

Tom rolls up to the Occupy TomVille Protest site in a new huge Winnebago. He wipes out 17 tents as he tries to parallel park the Winnebago. Stepping out of the Winnebago in a freshly ironed and starched tie-dye T-Shirt, … Continue reading

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Tom unleashes social media to bolster sagging Blog

Channeling the genius that is a dopey looking Mark Zuckerberg, Tom is unleashing the mystical powers of social media to bolster his blog. This time instead of trying to flatter Google, Tom has sent out the social media vibes for … Continue reading

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