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Kim Jong Tom debutes his latest new hairstyle – The Nuke

Flamboyant North Korean Hairstylist and Supreme and Dear Leader Kim Jong-Tom has just introduced his newest hairstyle “The Nuke”  The style has already started tongues wagging worldwide. The Tom has retained The Donald to negotiate a deal with Kim Jong-Tom for … Continue reading

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North Korean leader and hair stylist sends message to Barack that he isn’t a Lame Duck

Hair dresser to the stars and dear North Korean Leader Kim Jon Eun just sent Barack O’TomA a message by detonating a H-Bomb. Perhaps he is angling for a deal full of goodies like Iran got or perhaps he was … Continue reading

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Tom modifies “Pyongyang Time”

Sensing a need to get ahead of hair stylists world-wide, North Korean Strongman Kim Jong-un has moved back North Korea’s clocks by 30 minutes and established Pyongyang Time. Ever the counter puncher, Tom  moved TomVille clocks forward by 30 minutes … Continue reading

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Kim Tom Un takes air out of N.Y. Fashion Week with a new look

Leave it to North Korea’s man of the people Kim Tom Un to take all the buzz with a new fashion forward Wedgie Pompadour and a daring new eyebrowcut. The man is still the king of fashion.

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Kim Jong Eun and Kim Tom Eun squeeze off Missiles on Spring Break

Emulating his hero Kim Jong Eun of North Korea, Kim Tom Eun used Spring Break from Barber College to fire a few missiles from the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of North TomVille into the waters of South TomVille. Few understand the pressure … Continue reading

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Foreign Policy March Madness — Countries Seeded

On the eve of the Foreign Policy Tournament known as March Madness, Tom was shocked to see the committee’s seeding of the power conference invitees. The following is a summary of the tournament seeding: 1 Russia, 2 China, 3 Israel, … Continue reading

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Kim Tom Un won 100% of vote in snap election

In a snap TomVille election, Kim Tom Un (like his hugely popular North Korean counterpart) gathered 100% of the vote with 100% of eligible voters voting.  Kim Tom Un attributed his popularity to sporting the new Kim Jong Eun haircut Glory to … Continue reading

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UN Panel cites No. Korea’s beloved leader with crimes against humanity

Monday a United Nations Panel cited North Korea’s dear leader Kim Jong-un for crimes against humanity and referred the matter to the International Criminal Court. This was obviously the work of a bunch of jealous haters who resent his hair … Continue reading

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Somebody needs a Hug

After a few bad days in Afghanistan, North Korea, Iraq, Libia, Egypt, Kenya and Syria, Barack O’TomA was looking forward to a photo-op handshake with new Iranian President Hasan Rouhani yesterday at a UN meeting.  Rouhani snubbed Barack and turned … Continue reading

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Nobel Peace Prize Winner to Tom (Loser): I won’t negotiate

Fresh from highly successful negotiations with North Korea, Taliban, Iraq, Russia, Iran, Libia, Egypt and Syria,  Nobel Peace Prize Winner Barack O’TomA hit the campaign trail to publically tell Tom (Nobel Peace Prize Loser) that he won’t negotiate on funding the … Continue reading

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