Tag Archives: NSA

Was Barack wiretapping The Tom rather than The Donald?

We now conclusively know beyond a shadow of any doubt that The Barack O’TomA’s Administration did not wiretap The Donald.  How do we know this with such absolute confidence?  We know it because the secretive CIA, FBI and NSA say … Continue reading

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Tom appointed to Federal Speech Agency

In a Rose Garden Ceremony, Barack O’TomA appointed Tom to the newly formed and prestigious Federal Uncensored Censored Knowledge agency.  The Agency Commissioners are Tom, Bob Costas, V. Stiviano and Barack O’TomA.  The Agency will report directly to Joe Biden. … Continue reading

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Barack calls Vladimir Putin and calls him a naughty boy

In a direct confrontation with bully Vladimir Putin, Barack O’TomA called Vlad and told him that he was a naughty boy and it is affecting his reputation in the International Community. Rumors have it one could hear laughter all the way to … Continue reading

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Tom secretly welcomes NSA Surveillance

Tom proudly displays the “Stop NSA Surveillance” banner.  However at least NSA could be the only person reading the blog.  Tom has noted that site visits have tumbled precipitously since Edward Snowden departed for the friendly confines of Russia. In … Continue reading

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Tom reassures Angela Merkel after Selfies with Danish PM go viral

NSA sources confirm that Tom did call German Chancellor Angela Merkel to reassure her that she still “has his heart”.  Tom told Angela that it was mere innocent flirtation with tasty Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt that were captured on … Continue reading

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Amanda Bynes’s Twitter Account mysteriously closed down by NSA

Could it have been that her last Tweet raised hackles if not red flags?  

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Happy 4th of July

Have a Happy 4th or July and/or Independence Day. To honor the day, I have given Hosni, Fidel, Vladimir, Speechman , Kim, NSA,  Busty McTomHo, Hollande, Lindsay Lohan and all the other defenders of freedom the day off.

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Tom sifts thru mountains of NSA phone records and discovers a threat to America

Unsheathing his pick ‘n’ shovel, Tom has taken on the task of Data mining all the NSA phone records.  In this effort Tom has discovered a shadowy network of Greek Yogurt and Hummus distributors who appear to be hell-bent on … Continue reading

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Tom proposes to replace NSA monitoring program with Cheaters’ detectives to save Government $ Billions

Bringing fiscal sanity back to the Federal Government is now possible thanks to Tom’s most recent proposal to replace the NSA’s phone Data mining operation with Cheaters’ detectives on an as needed basis. The new NSA Data Center in Utah … Continue reading

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Watch out Big Data. Tom has hated Big since before it was Big

With due respect to Ron Paul, Rand Paul and RuPaul, Tom has hated Big since before it was Big (small). For years Tom has railed against Big Data, Big Oil, Big Government, Big Labor, Big Insurance, Big Cars, Big Business, … Continue reading

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