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To boost Truth According to Tom, Tom extends deadlines and offers free colonoscopies to new followers

With follower sign ups running seriously below plan, Tom has ripped a page out of the hugely successful O’TomA Care marketing playbook.  Children up to age 26 will be able to read Truth According to Tom on their parents dime.  … Continue reading

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Tom hires Navigators to pump up Truth According To Tom

With enrolments in the Truth According to Tom blog flagging, Tom is rolling out the Navigator program.  Based on the incredibly successful model of the Affordable Care Act  (O’TomA Care) Navigators, these highly qualified community organizers will fan out across TomVille … Continue reading

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Tom pushes back after Sebelius coup at “Truth According to Tom”

Fresh from a grueling partial victory over Windows 8.1, Tom is setting his sights on restoring order at “Truth According to Tom” after Kathleen Sebelius ousted Tom in a bruising battle royal. However, Tom has taken a page out of … Continue reading

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Barack: My evil twin gave wrong info on ObamaCare

Today we learned two shocking facts. Andy Kaufman’s brother revealed that Andy Kaufman is still alive. Then we learned that Barack O’TomA has an evil twin (Tom) who was giving inaccurate info on O’TomAcare for over 3 years. Next, will we … Continue reading

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Tom looks for Twitter like riches as he announces O’TomAcare IPO

Seeing the Twitter honchos rack up over $4 Billion in their Twitter Initial Public Offering (IPO), Tom and the Democratic Republic of TomVille announced an IPO for O’Tomacare shares. Tom said that like Twitter, O’Tomacare has never made a profit … Continue reading

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Barack in an historic move appoints a new HealthScare Czar

Fresh from firing Glitch Girl, Barack O’TomA strode to the podium to announce a new HealthScare Czar to fix all the problems with O’TomAcare Barack told the audience that this nominee was uniquely qualified.  He had rescued the Salt Lake … Continue reading

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Tom hires “Glitch Girl”

With a firestorm of criticism of his passive aggressive management style, Barack O’TomA took firm executive leadership and fired Glitch Girl the model who appeared on the HealthCare.gov website. Never one to pass up an oportunity to profit from another’s … Continue reading

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Tom announces new and improved HealthScare.gov website

After a rather rocky rollout of the Affordable Care website, Tom has sprung into action with a new website, HealthScare.gov which makes the  Ponzi scheme HealthCare.gov looks like a cheap Bernie Madoff imitation. In Tom’s scheme, the public can just … Continue reading

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Ted Cruz aims to take out Tom

Fresh from his “victory” over Barack O’TomA and O’TomACare, Ted Cruz is promising to take out a disloyal Tom for failing to take a stand in the Cruz designed Box Canyon. Tom is hunkered down with his advisors John McCain … Continue reading

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Tom warns Barack not to “mess with him”

With Barack O’TomA in a highly agitated, political state after a House vote to de-fund his signature program, Tom issued a preemptive warning to Barack not to “mess with him” Barack has been known to pillage Tom even more viciously … Continue reading

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