Tag Archives: Osama bin Laden

Tom calls for “Osama bin Laden level” search for Lamar Odom

With the strange disappearance of Lamar Odom (current or former NBA great) being reported as a drug rehab or an attempt to ditch the twin titans of journalism TMZ and ESPN,  Tom can only think about the stress that it … Continue reading

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L. Tom Hubbard is still alive and living in TomVille

Today, we have confirmation that L. Tom Hubbard noted adventurer, sea-captain, military hero, prolific screenwriter, author and founder of the Church of Unscientology is alive and living on a hilltop estate in Southern TomVille.  He joins other distinguished residents spotted including Adolph … Continue reading

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Tom calls for Waterboarding the Academy until Bigelow nominated for Zero Dark Thirty

Tom owner of the small business Tom’s Torture which is the leading private contractor providing enhanced interrogation techniques has called for waterboarding Motion Picture Academy members until they nominate Kathryn Bigelow for her directorial work in Zero Dark Thirty. It … Continue reading

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Calls for indepth investigations center on Busty McTomHo as Administration source of leaks burnishing Tom’s credentials

Congressional leaders of both parties and news media types all want to investigate Tom’s Spokesperson Busty McTomHo as the person responsible for Administration leaks of National Security information. It is alleged that Busty and others are attempting to make Tom … Continue reading

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Barack O’TomA breaks wall-to-wall Jessica Simpson baby news to announce that Osama Bin Laden is still dead

Barack O’TomA spiked the Bin Laden is dead football during exclusive Jessica Simpson baby news coverage from the safety of Afghanistan. Declaring that the anniversary of the killing of Bin Laden will be a national holiday, O’TomA commissioned a new … Continue reading

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Who shot Moammar? Who shot J.R.?

Yesterday, we lost colorful dictator and fashion icon Col. Moammar Gadhafi possibly to an assassin’s bullet. Now admittedly old Moammar wasn’t much of a humanitarian and was a bit selfish and believed in nepotism. And like Osama bin Laden and … Continue reading

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