Tag Archives: Pope Francis I

The Tom coaches The Pope on how to deny

After Pope Francis denied receiving a 8 page letter on the misdeeds of a Chilean Bishop, he retained the Master of Denial, The Tom, as his new PR consultant.  The Tom had The Pope chanting the Nancy Reagan mantra.  “Just … Continue reading

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Presidential Primary Shockers

The Republican South Carolina Primary and Democratic Socialist Nevada Caucuses had a number of shocking surprises. In Nevada, Mrs. Rodman-Clinton after her narrow victory in the Nevada caucus thanked Burnie Sanders in her acceptance speech for allowing her to steal all … Continue reading

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In desperate need of PR help, Kayne and the Pope reach out to Tom

Talk about two Bros who stepped in it,  Kanye West and the Pope are Exhibit A.  Kanye took a swing at Taylor Swift in his album and went down swinging as she KOd him one more time at the Grammies.  … Continue reading

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Notorious Z Party activist exposes Burnie and the Pope

Fresh from coming out of the closet as a flaming Z Party activist, Tom tossed a bombshell into the Democratic Socialist Party primary elections. Tom has learned exclusively that aging Socialists Burnie Sanders and the Pope are indeed the same person.  … Continue reading

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Tom pivots to staffing up the Thought Police Agency

Still licking his wounds over the drastic funding cuts to his Agency, Chief Tom has quickly pivoted to staffing up the Thought Police Agency. Even the smartest Regulations require the enforcement by a crack team.  With that in mind, Tom announced … Continue reading

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Mathematicians predict Barack will run out of people to blame by late 2014

Leading mathematicians from Tomville State University (TSU), home of the unranked mighty Football Whigs have predicted that Barack O’TomA  at his current rate will run out of people top blame from the world’s population of 7.115 Billion by late 2014. … Continue reading

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Tom asks “Should the Pope be kissing babes?”

Tom, you idiot.  The Pope is kissing babies not babes. There is a long tradition of politicians kissing babies as they are defenseless.  However, it is noted that Bill Clinton also got babes and babies confused and was known to … Continue reading

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Pope Francis I makes surprise appearance at TomVille Cathedral as Tom cheers outreach to the rich

Today, Pope Francis I (or was it) made a surprise visit to the TomVille Cathedral AKA TomVille State University (TSU) football stadium.  He had already donned the Justin Bieber gas mask before starting his homily. In the homily, the new Pope … Continue reading

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With Papal candidacy in shambles, Tom files suit to void election. Add: Late Breaking News

Citing a lack of transparency that torpedoed his Papal Candidacy, Tom appeared at the steps of the Court House to announce that he has filed suit to void the recent election of a new Pope. Tom challenged the vote as … Continue reading

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