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To preserve Democracy, Tom shuts down the I-405

With chants of “He is not our President” echoing in the background, Tom outlined his bold plan to save our Democracy. All we need to do is spill out onto the 405 and stop traffic and Hillary Rodman Clinton will … Continue reading

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U of Mizzou Administrators are nostalgic for the ’60s

University of Missouri President Tim Wolfe and Chancellor R. Bowen Loftin threw in the towel saying the situation at the University was not challenging enough.  Whinny photogenic students tricked out in matching t-shirts, a well-feed grad student on a hunger … Continue reading

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UT-David Chancellor may have said Oops in Press Conference on Pepper Spray

Suddenly and inexplicably speaking in an almost unintelligible foreign accent, University of TomVille at David Chancellor Tom discussed a recent Pepper spay incident at the school. Student and OWS protestors appeared to be the target. Tom said either Oops or … Continue reading

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Tom leads Occupy Homeless Shelters/Main St. Protests that are exploding across America

In town after town, city after city, Tom has led Occupy Homeless Shelters/Main St. Protests. In each case Tom arrives in a bullet proof ultra stretch Limo followed by crowds dressed to the 9s. The men are buffing their expensive … Continue reading

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Tom joins Occupy TomVille protesters

Tom rolls up to the Occupy TomVille Protest site in a new huge Winnebago. He wipes out 17 tents as he tries to parallel park the Winnebago. Stepping out of the Winnebago in a freshly ironed and starched tie-dye T-Shirt, … Continue reading

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