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Tom tires of adulation at Oscars, Not

As Tom strolled the Red Carpet decked out in the latest fashions at the Academy Awards, he was inundated by investigative reporters from TomVille Tonight, Access TomVille and Inside TomVille, plus the morning shows Good Morning TomVille, Kelly and Tom … Continue reading

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Golden Globe reporting crushes Tom’s laments about the demise of great journalism

Last night at the Golden Globes Red Carpet, Hollywood reporters blew a huge hole in t\Tom’s lame theories that great journalism is dead. Tom had to admit that he heard some of the most in-depth, hard-hittingĀ  follow-up question that he … Continue reading

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Tom is reporting from the Red Carpet at the Golden Globes (How did I get dog shit on my shoes?)

Tom walked proudly onto the Red Carpet at the Golden Globes, but the Stars seemed to scatter. The first question out of the mouths of the crack investigative reporters for TomVille Tonight, Access TomVille and the Outsider was “Do you … Continue reading

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Tom envies Barack O’TomA’s O’Bomber Jacket

As the images of Barack O’TomA rolled off the presses and the internet wearing a cool Bomber jacket surveying the Korean DMZ with huge binoculars, Tom was reminded of General Patton and his fruitless quest for a similar jacket. Tom … Continue reading

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