Tag Archives: Rehab

Harvey Whinestein “I am off to Rehab :)”

Caught with his pants down, movie mogul Harvey Whinestein will be entering Rehab for sex addition among other issues.  He is following the well-traveled path used by Tiger Woody and countless others. After the first night, Harvey led the charge … Continue reading

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Who invented Social Media?

By now even the littlest school children know that former Vice President Al Bore invented the Internet (in his spare time as he was saving the planet and amassing a huge carbon footprint). Today the question is appropriately “Who invented Social … Continue reading

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Johnny Football is Johnny Rehab

In a stunning announcement Tom Football announced that he would be joining Cleveland Brown Back-up, Back-up QB Johnny Manziel in Rehab. Tom opined, “What better way to hook up with Lindsay Lohan.”

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Tom almost has a nervous breakdown hearing that Oprah almost had a nervous breakdown

Tom was laid low by the TMI that Oprah Winfrey almost had a nervous breakdown in the midst of publicizing her network and movie projects. This caught Tom right in the middle of over-promoting his latest film classic “Lee Tom … Continue reading

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Tom introduces new “Bang With Enemies” App

With great fanfare and hints of a new sex tape with Lindsay Lohan when she exits Rehab, Tom rolled out the new  “Bang With Enemies” App.  Since Tom has way more enemies tha  friends, the potential for this App is virtually limitless. While … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan packs for Rehab

Tom has received reports that Lindsay Lohan has packed 270 outfits for Rehab.   Here is hoping that the tight white sweater that served her so well in court is at the top of her suitcase. Can a new shoplifting charge … Continue reading

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Simpatico with Lindsay Lohan, Tom asks Judge for 90 days in locked Rehab

 Perhaps still under the spell of the Glitter Bomb and his enduring crush on Lindsay Lohan, Tom asked the Judge to sentence him for overdue parking tickets to 90 days in a locked Rehab facility where Lindsay will serve her sentence. Noting that … Continue reading

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