Tag Archives: Robert Mueller

The Donald announces a Farewell Potluck for Special Counsel The Mueller

Everybody are looking forward to the Farewell Pot Luck for Special Counsel Robert Mueller who is leaving Government after 2 years. The Donald has taken a Leadership role and has already signed up to bring the paper plates and plastic … Continue reading

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The Tom counsels The Schiff(less) on using The Mueller Report to sink The Donald

So The Mueller report doesn’t sink The Donald.  So where does that place the most annoying man in Congress, namely former Ranking Member and now Chair of the House Intelligence Committee (talk about an oxymoron), Adam Schiff(less)?  You might say … Continue reading

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The Tom reaches out to Progressives for Criminal Justice Reform

The Tom was unnerved by the shocking case of Pau Manafort and reached out to Progressives dedicated to criminal Justice Reform. As you know he Mueller recommended 29 years in jail for Manafort for the non-violent crime of taking money … Continue reading

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The Tom welcomes Kylie Jenner as the youngest member of Billionaires Club

The Tom rushed to congratulate Kylie as the newest and youngest member of the Billionaire Club. After a hard day at the office, Kylie enjoys some well deserved relaxation. The Tom is anxious to reach out to Kylie for consulting … Continue reading

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Prediction: Mueller wraps up Russian Collusion investigations

The Tom has gone out on a limb to predict that The Mueller will wrap up his investigation of Russian Collusion when The Donald leaves office in 2025.

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The Tom takes a meeting with The Omarosa

The Tom has intercepted a dog whistle from his old mentor Vlad has set up a meeting with the Omarosa in the Celebrity apprentice Board Room.  The Tom will be taping the Omarosa who is taping The Tom all of … Continue reading

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The Mueller just found evidence of Russian Election Collusion on Stormy Daniels

In an incredible piece of Prosecutorial Investigation, The Mueller just found evidence of Russian Election Collusion in the Stormy Daniels affair.  Surely, The Mueller will be raiding her and her attorney’s houses, offices etc. as he did for The Donald’s … Continue reading

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The Donald tells The Tom he can fire The Mueller

The Tom was giddy when he learned that his mentor The Donald said that he can fire The Mueller.  Only a Dictator can’t be fired. And what by the way happened to the Russia Collusion (cue Adam Schiff-less) Members of … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS: Nine months ago, The Tom did not fire The Mueller

Yesterday I was treated to Breaking News which was a story that 9 months ago The Donald didn’t fire The Mueller on the advice of his Attorney. How can a non story from 9 months ago be declared Breaking News.  … Continue reading

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Forces loyal to Mueller and Clinton rolling into Hellflower says Tom Times*

Forces loyal to Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller and sore loser Hillary Rodman Clinton are rolling out of the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of California and  have entered Hellflower destined to arrest The Tom in Tom Tower in the heart of TomVille. … Continue reading

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