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Are men more welcoming to groping than women?

Tom has obtained unpublished research verified by Fusion GPS that may  indicate that men are more welcoming to groping. than women  According to this research, 99.9%  of women would resist being groped by George  Clooney.  On the other hand, 99.9% … Continue reading

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Tiger Woody: Tom organizes an emergency Intervention

When Tom heard that Tiger Woody had been pulled over for suspicion of DUI, The Tom knew immediately that he needed to spring into action to organize an Intervention. Some my remember the Intervention Tom organized when Tiger developed a … Continue reading

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With Ron Jeremy hospitalized, the Industry reaches out to Tom

With news that Ron Jeremy was hospitalized in critical condition with  an aneurysm, the erotic Industry reached out to Tom to return to action.  Most observers feel that this would be the only way to save the Industry in a time … Continue reading

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Tom officially declared the Susan Lucci of the Oscars 2012

Despite a star power that lights up the TomVille nights, Tom has silently become the Susan Lucci of the Oscars. TV Emmy Watchers (there are at least 1) may remember Lucci for her incredible string of daytime Emmy looses as … Continue reading

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