Tag Archives: Russia

The Tom pivots in Middle East in anticipation of …?

All the headlines blare that The Tom is pivoting on the Middle East because of Russia, Assad and ISIS.  But The Tom keeps his options open and is practicing the Pivot in anticipation of Season 25 of Dancing With The … Continue reading

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CNN Scoop

Found on Twitter from James Woods via TRUMP’S TIE TO RUSSIA BY CNN — Arlin Report

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Putin Wing Man Tom asks: “Where is Vlad?”

Pundits are having a lot of fun speculating on the whereabouts of Vladimir  Putin who allegedly hasn’t been seen since March 5, 2015.  Tom is getting worried as it has been over two weeks since he and Vlad have cruised … Continue reading

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Tom urges Vlad to adopt a “Speak No Evil, See No Evil, Hear No Evil” defense

With Russian Separatists causing Vlad The Bad problems in the Ukraine, he has retained Tom as his image consultant. Tom is strongly urging Vlad to adopt the “Speak No Evil, See No Evil, Hear No Evil” defense.  Tom previously counseled Barack O’TomA … Continue reading

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Gunnery Sgt. Putin misses target

“O! Дерьмо, I missed the target” groused Gunnery Sgt. Vlad “The Bad” Putin after squeezing the trigger on the Buk (SA-11) missile from the plains of the Ukraine. He thought he had dead aim on the Bird AF 1 flown by … Continue reading

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Putin announces a referendum for shale oil and gas States to join Russia

Vlad “The Bad” Putin just went on TomVille TV to announce that the states of Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, North Dakota and South Dakota will conduct referenda on March 26, 2014 to declare if they want to be independent or if … Continue reading

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Foreign Policy March Madness — Countries Seeded

On the eve of the Foreign Policy Tournament known as March Madness, Tom was shocked to see the committee’s seeding of the power conference invitees. The following is a summary of the tournament seeding: 1 Russia, 2 China, 3 Israel, … Continue reading

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Barack calls Vladimir Putin and calls him a naughty boy

In a direct confrontation with bully Vladimir Putin, Barack O’TomA called Vlad and told him that he was a naughty boy and it is affecting his reputation in the International Community. Rumors have it one could hear laughter all the way to … Continue reading

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Olympics 2014. Congrats to winners and everybody else gets a Loving Cup. Russia cleaned our clock

After a string of diplomatic coups, Vladimir Putin scored big in the Sochi Winter Olympics with 13 Golds and 33 total compared to USA with 9 Golds and 28 total.  And we have a population base about 3 times that … Continue reading

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Tom secretly welcomes NSA Surveillance

Tom proudly displays the “Stop NSA Surveillance” banner.  However at least NSA could be the only person reading the blog.  Tom has noted that site visits have tumbled precipitously since Edward Snowden departed for the friendly confines of Russia. In … Continue reading

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