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AntiSocial Media Kingpin Zuckerberg gives best testimony ever

AntiSocial Media Platform giant Mark Zuckerberg gave his most compelling testimony ever to an European commission. He was a no-show. “Sheryl, do you think I should nave leaned in?” whispered Fakebook’s Zuckerberg.  

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The Tom levels a blast at Fakebook

Is it just The tom or is Fakebook the new word for hypocrisy?  Mark “Big Money” Zuckerberg and Sheryl “Lean In” Sandberg revealed that they have backed off the money table to announce that they have “found” fake accounts that … Continue reading

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Tom exonerates Fakebook in Cleveland murder matter

With Mark Zuckerberg guarding his $Billions and COO Sheryl Sandberg off somewhere Leaning In, it fell to Tom to clarify the matter of the Cleveland Murder posting.  Tom quickly clarified that the murder posting was NOT live streaming, but rather … Continue reading

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Tom declares: “Facebook fad is so over”

With both Sheryl Sandberg and Mark Zuckerberg leaning in, Tom strides to the podium resplendent in a Nehru Jacket, Tie Dye T, Bell Bottoms and Engineer Boots, and definitely declares “The Facebook Fad is so Over”.  With everybody and their parents. grandparents … Continue reading

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“Lean In”, Tom teaches Sheryl Sandberg the latest dance craze

Facebook Chief Operating Officer Sheryl Sandberg went straight to Motown legend Tom to learn the latest dance step for the dance craze, the “Lean In”. While Tom is always reluctant to divulge his trade secrets, he realized that Ms. Sandberg … Continue reading

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Where is the fairness crying as Facebook logs $1.1 Billion in profit and pays no Federal or State taxes?

Tom is thumping his chest as he routed Facebook in the tax paying fairness derby.  As Bloomberg’s Business Week reported, Facebook reported $1.1 Billion in pre-tax profit and will likely pay no Federal or State taxes and may even get a … Continue reading

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