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Tee-Z signs a deal with the NFL for Social Justice

The Tom, formerly Grand Master T, formerly Rev. Al SharpTom has successfully Re-Branded himself as Tee-Z and signed a lucrative deal  with that  paragon of Social Justice, the NFL. Teee-Z emphasized that this wasn’t about Colin Kaepernick getting a job, … Continue reading

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Media Alert: The Tom will predict Super Bowl winner

At exactly 7:12 p.m. PST on February 3, 2019, The Tom will predict the winner of Super Bowl LIV (or is it LIII ?) “It is a Lock Baby” boasts The Tom. AT the precise time, The Tom speaks “Patriots … Continue reading

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Super Bowl Baby

Is there anything more inane than a local TV News interview with winning fans remote from some bar.  The highlight is some loud mouth with his ball cap on backwards with some hot looking women in the background all yelling … Continue reading

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Lady Gaga calls out Tom for being fat

Lady Gaga after the Super Bowl has taken to Social Media to call out Tom for being fat.  She has totally misconstrued Tom’s famous “love handles” for a roly-poly appearance.  This is nothing short of body shaming by Gaga.  We … Continue reading

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Who booked Lady Gaga for the Super Bowl?

A furious Tom is asking, ” Who in the hell booked Lady Gaga for the Super bowl Half Time?” Tom has established an opening Overs/Unders line of 80% who want to see her crash when she descends from the roof … Continue reading

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“Tom presents Katy Perry” at the Super Bowl. The ratings don’t lie

Now that Super Bowl 49 ratings are in, we have confirmation of what we have always known.  The Super Bowl drew just North of 112 million viewers.  The Katy Perry Half Time show  featuring Tom as the Left Shark had … Continue reading

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Punxsutawney Tom reveals his Super Bowl prediction

As promised Punxsutawney Tom standing in front of a green screen on 2/1/2015 @ 10:30 ET revealed his Super Bowl 49 prediction. With a call of New England Pats 28 and Seattle Seahawks 24, Tom called an incredible string of … Continue reading

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News Alert: Punxsutawney Tom will make his Super Bowl prediction on 2/1/2015 @ 10:30 p.m. EST

With an incredible sting of 48 straight spot on predictions, Punxsutawney tom will revel his prediction  for Super Bowl 49 as noted above. Tom muttered, ” Do I have to go to PA to do this dumb stick or can … Continue reading

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After uncanny super Bowl predictions, Tom signs a lucrative free agent contract as a fortune teller

With the sweet smell of success lingering from his Super Bowl predictions on weather, unscheduled bridge closures and score, Tom was the hot free agent in the fortune-telling arena. Spurning offers from Mother Shipton and Li Hsu-chung, Tom’s agent announced … Continue reading

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Press Alert: Tom makes Super Bowl Predictions

Due to procrastination and all the hoopla pre-game, Tom made his Super Bowl predictions at 9:55 p.m. EST on Sunday February 2, 2014. First, Tom kicked the collective asses of the crew at the Weather Channel when he predicted a … Continue reading

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