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Lady Gaga calls out Tom for being fat

Lady Gaga after the Super Bowl has taken to Social Media to call out Tom for being fat.  She has totally misconstrued Tom’s famous “love handles” for a roly-poly appearance.  This is nothing short of body shaming by Gaga.  We … Continue reading

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Who booked Lady Gaga for the Super Bowl?

A furious Tom is asking, ” Who in the hell booked Lady Gaga for the Super bowl Half Time?” Tom has established an opening Overs/Unders line of 80% who want to see her crash when she descends from the roof … Continue reading

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“Tom presents Katy Perry” at the Super Bowl. The ratings don’t lie

Now that Super Bowl 49 ratings are in, we have confirmation of what we have always known.  The Super Bowl drew just North of 112 million viewers.  The Katy Perry Half Time show  featuring Tom as the Left Shark had … Continue reading

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Punxsutawney Tom reveals his Super Bowl prediction

As promised Punxsutawney Tom standing in front of a green screen on 2/1/2015 @ 10:30 ET revealed his Super Bowl 49 prediction. With a call of New England Pats 28 and Seattle Seahawks 24, Tom called an incredible string of … Continue reading

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News Alert: Punxsutawney Tom will make his Super Bowl prediction on 2/1/2015 @ 10:30 p.m. EST

With an incredible sting of 48 straight spot on predictions, Punxsutawney tom will revel his prediction  for Super Bowl 49 as noted above. Tom muttered, ” Do I have to go to PA to do this dumb stick or can … Continue reading

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After uncanny super Bowl predictions, Tom signs a lucrative free agent contract as a fortune teller

With the sweet smell of success lingering from his Super Bowl predictions on weather, unscheduled bridge closures and score, Tom was the hot free agent in the fortune-telling arena. Spurning offers from Mother Shipton and Li Hsu-chung, Tom’s agent announced … Continue reading

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Press Alert: Tom makes Super Bowl Predictions

Due to procrastination and all the hoopla pre-game, Tom made his Super Bowl predictions at 9:55 p.m. EST on Sunday February 2, 2014. First, Tom kicked the collective asses of the crew at the Weather Channel when he predicted a … Continue reading

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Singer M.I.A. salutes Tom during Super Bowl

Observers had mixed reactions to Hip-Hop Singer M.I.A. saluting Tom with the “He is #1 finger” during the Super Bowl Half-time Show. Some publicity hounds were trying to say that this was an obscene gesture was sparked by one of … Continue reading

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Super Bowl Fans pray that Madonna doesn’t have a wardrobe malfunction

Super Bowl fans drunk at the stadium and drunk at home are hoping that a geriatric Madonna doesn’t have a wardrobe malfunction during her Super bowl half time number. A Madonna wardrobe malfunction would traumatize every man, woman and child … Continue reading

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