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Tom, the “Blade Shaver” endorses Pistorius defense

After careful analysis tom “Blade Shaver” declared that Oscar “Blade Runner”, a South African idol, has an iron clad defense to unfounded murder charges in the accidental death of his girl friend who had the audacity of going to the bathroom in … Continue reading

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Tom blasts the Academy for Oscar snub

Tom backed by a chorus line of action heroes wielding incredibly huge guns including Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Norris, Willis and Mubarak leveled a blast at the Academy that was worthy of the biggest blockbuster.  The snub of Expendables 2 can only be … Continue reading

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Tom screens Expendables 2 and predicts Best Picture Oscar

Returning from the mall theatre where he screened the latest Sylvester Stallone classic “Expendables 2”, Tom boldly predicted a long overdue Best Picture Oscar for Stallone. Stallone was able to assemble the greatest collection of action hero has-beens since Tom … Continue reading

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