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While The Donald hit Syria, The Tom readied his assault

Last night The Donald showed he wasn’t Pussyfooting around like Barack O’TomA as he ordered 59 TOMahawk Cruise Missiles for delivery to a Syrian airfield in retaliation for Syria’s use of saran gas. In a statement The Donald declared that … Continue reading

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Barack announces new “Sandals for Troops” Strategic Initiative

In a surprise move Barack O’TomA ordered 50 Special Ops troops to Syria.  This is a slight pivot from the “No Boots on the Ground” policy. Barack indicated that under the new policy that troops will wear sandals rather than … Continue reading

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Putin KOs Barack in 1st Round at United Nations

Bad Vlad Putin came out swinging in his fight with Barack O’TomA at the United Nations (UN) yesterday.  As Barack was laying down his flowery rhetoric about Syria, Putin was already moving tanks and planes into Syria and signed up … Continue reading

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Putin signs Tom as his evil twin

With Syria, Crimea, Ukraine and frowning in pictures with Barack O’TomA, Vladimir Putin has suffered some hits to his PR persona.  In an absolutely brilliant strategic move, Vladimir signed Tom to be his evil twin, “Vlad The Bad”. Tom acting … Continue reading

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Putin to negotiate deal to end Government Shutdown

With Barack O’TomA poised to carpet bomb the House Republican Caucus for refusing to honor his “No Negotiation” pledge on the budget and debt limit and the Government Shutdown ready to enter its second week, Vladimir Putin is ready to … Continue reading

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Somebody needs a Hug

After a few bad days in Afghanistan, North Korea, Iraq, Libia, Egypt, Kenya and Syria, Barack O’TomA was looking forward to a photo-op handshake with new Iranian President Hasan Rouhani yesterday at a UN meeting.  Rouhani snubbed Barack and turned … Continue reading

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Nobel Peace Prize Winner to Tom (Loser): I won’t negotiate

Fresh from highly successful negotiations with North Korea, Taliban, Iraq, Russia, Iran, Libia, Egypt and Syria,  Nobel Peace Prize Winner Barack O’TomA hit the campaign trail to publically tell Tom (Nobel Peace Prize Loser) that he won’t negotiate on funding the … Continue reading

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CA passes Driver’s Licenses for Illegal Immigrants and increase in Minimum Wage. WTF, I mean, What’s the Link?

In passing legislation to allow driver’s licenses for illegal immigrants, a major selling point was the extra safety as these illegals go to work.  But wait, aren’t employers only allowed to hire citizens or lawfully residents. So by facilitating illegals … Continue reading

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Tom proposes diplomatic break through on Syria

In a diplomatic coup worthy of a Vladimir Putin in his prime, Tom has proposed the ultimate solution to the Syrian crisis. On behalf of the International Community, Tom will take control of all of Bashir al-Assad’s pornography collection.hat he … Continue reading

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Obama announces Syrian targets: Tom Tower Damascus, Tom’s Syrian Mediterranean Villas plus two surprises

In an effort to cement his reputation as the most transparent administration ever, Barack Obama announced his Syrian Red Line bombing targets. In view of the history of their long feud, the top two targets will be Tom Tower Damascus and … Continue reading

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