Tag Archives: Tiger Woods

Tiger Woody is Back

In Breaking News, The Tom announced that with his 2019 Masters victory that Tiger Woody is Back. The Tom has notified Rachel Uchitel and other Groupies. “Tiger, I got the Wing” roared The Tom. “Let’s Roll.  I have been waiting … Continue reading

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Tiger makes announcement after Tours Championship win

After winning the Tours Championship, Tiger Woody made a special  announcement to his wingman The Tom and Erica Herman, Lindsey Vonn, Joanna Vagoda, Tyra Banks, Devon James and Rachel Uchitel, “I’m Back” “Tiger, I got shotgun for this”, lusted The … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein “I am off to Rehab :)”

Caught with his pants down, movie mogul Harvey Whinestein will be entering Rehab for sex addition among other issues.  He is following the well-traveled path used by Tiger Woody and countless others. After the first night, Harvey led the charge … Continue reading

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Tiger Woody: Tom organizes an emergency Intervention

When Tom heard that Tiger Woody had been pulled over for suspicion of DUI, The Tom knew immediately that he needed to spring into action to organize an Intervention. Some my remember the Intervention Tom organized when Tiger developed a … Continue reading

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Tiger Woody: Good-Bye Lindsey, Well Hello Rachael (again)

Just hours after washed up golfer Tiger Woody broke up with Lindsey Vonn, Rachael Uchitel announced that she dumped former Baseball player Bret Boone and would consider the Woodster. In the past when hooking up with Uchitel, Tiger had his … Continue reading

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Tiger Woody: “Excuse me, did I just win the Masters?”

Emerging from a 3 year fog, Tiger Woody asked if he won the 2015 Masters.  Judging from all the hype, the answer must be yes.  Tom told Tiger to grab a green jacket and meet him in the cabin.

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Tiger Woody: “I’m Playing”

Famed Golf Duffer Tiger Woody has exclusively told Tom, “I’m Playing the Masters.”  Car Crash, Fire and Disaster enthusiasts everywhere are anxiously awaiting Tiger’s return. Tom did assure Tiger that he was holding a slot for him as the Pro at … Continue reading

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David Ortiz’s School of Anger Management: Classes forming daily

Tom just signed up for the 6 hour Platinum Anger Management course now being offered by the Boston Red Sox’s aging slugger David “Big Papi” Ortiz.  Recently after striking out in a game he managed his anger on a dugout … Continue reading

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Anthony Weiner blasts Republicans for their continuing “War On Women”

In  a hastily arranged news conference, Anthony Weiner, former Congressman and NY mayoral candidate, said that he could not wait another day to condemn Republicans for their War on Women (WOW). Flanked by his wife Huma Abedin and heavy hitters Bill … Continue reading

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More Tigger than Tiger: Tiger Woody can’t win a Major

TomVille’s beloved golfer Tiger Woods can’t seem to win a major.  His last Major win was the US Open 5 years ago as he faded at the British Open today to finish in a tie for 6th as Phil Mickelson … Continue reading

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