Tag Archives: Tweets

Hellflower is NOT a sh**hole – #sh**holes

The Tom has walked back comments that implied that the Los TomVille suburb of Hellflower is a sh**hole.  Some parts of Los TomVille may meet the technical HUD definition of a sh**hole.  However as a whole Los TomVille is best … Continue reading

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Tom edged out for Time Person of the Year by a Hashtag

In his worst humiliation to date, The Tom lost out on being Time magazine’s Person of the Year by a Hashtag formerly known as #MeToo.  A Fake News investigation has been opened to be headed by a suddenly unemployed Robert … Continue reading

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The Tom reacts to new 280-character Tweet limit

Rumors have it others are not so pleased.

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Where do The Tom’s Tweets Rank?

Everybody has their underwear in a knot over The Tom’s Tweets.  Everybody in the world is expected, no demanded, to speak out against The Tom.  But where exactly were these same pundits when Barack O’TomA was going from Sea to … Continue reading

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Warren Buffett opens up Twitter account. Can a new financial meltdown be far behind?

Lat Thursday, billionaire Warren Buffett opened his Twitter account with “Warren is in the house”.  This has created chills in the Finance Industry and the highest levels of political circles.  We all know the world’s smartest economist and business man BarackO’TomA … Continue reading

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Twitter Alert: Tom removed from TomVille Air flight for playing Words with Enemies

In a barrage of Tweets that almost brought down the system, we learned that Tom was escorted off a TomVille Air flight on the tarmac at Hollywood-Burbank Airport AKA Bob Hope Airport for refusing to stop playing Words with Enemies. … Continue reading

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Hollywood riot sparks renewed calls for minimum IQ scores to open a Twitter account

Last night we had riots on Hollywood Blvd. leaving the taxpayers with a huge bill for Police and Fire OT and to purchase new cars for the police cruisers destroyed. Some Nimrod DJ by the name of Kaskade Tweeted out … Continue reading

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