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Shania “Twit” Twain issues another “Trump” apology

To refresh those who have fortunately forgotten this faded star, The Twit Twain is a Canadian citizen who now lives in Switzerland.  She was famous for hijacking American Country and Western  music and used her sex appeal to make money … Continue reading

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The Tom tweets out a storm on Theroux’s treatment of Aniston

Highly credible reporting by TMZ uncovered that our Jennifer Aniston was trapped in Justin Theroux’s apartment that she hated in NYC.  This led to their most fortunate separation. Upon hearing this news The Tom immediately launched a Tweet storm worthy … Continue reading

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The Tom disses The Post

The Tom suffered through the Spielberg snoozer movie The Post.  Heavily made up aging actors Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep contorted their facial expressions as they made allegedly momentous decisions that inferred that they stopped the Viet Nam was. If … Continue reading

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Tom edged out for Time Person of the Year by a Hashtag

In his worst humiliation to date, The Tom lost out on being Time magazine’s Person of the Year by a Hashtag formerly known as #MeToo.  A Fake News investigation has been opened to be headed by a suddenly unemployed Robert … Continue reading

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LaTom “Big Bawller”Ball blasts The Donald in the Octagon, I mean. Twitter Birdcage

After a self-imposed moratorium for Thanksgiving, The Tom and The Donald came out Tweeting.  The Donald labeled LaTom a Fool and the Twitter war is back on.

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The Tom reacts to new 280-character Tweet limit

Rumors have it others are not so pleased.

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Has The Donald hired The Tom as his body double?

With the “Resistance” reaching for absurd heights, it was only prudent for The Donald to engage The Tom as his body double. This of course frees up the Donald to Tweet. Only The Tom has the unique qualifications for this … Continue reading

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Where do The Tom’s Tweets Rank?

Everybody has their underwear in a knot over The Tom’s Tweets.  Everybody in the world is expected, no demanded, to speak out against The Tom.  But where exactly were these same pundits when Barack O’TomA was going from Sea to … Continue reading

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The Tom pitches 5 straight shutouts against Team Pelosi/Schumer/Warren/Sanders

The Tom has come roaring out of the box with  victories in 5 straight Special Elections for House of Representatives.   Some may say the public is souring a bit on the non-Stop Russian Collusion innuendo against Trump and those … Continue reading

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On the eve of the Inauguration, The Tom challenges The Donald to a Tweet-Off

With the Inauguration in sight, The Tom issued an irresistible challenge to The Donald for a winner take all Tweet-Off. The Tom ever the aggressor leads off with the beauty of China Trade and athletic skills developed hopping boarder walls.  … Continue reading

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