Tag Archives: Ukraine

The Tom asks “What is in your Lunch Bucket?”

By general agreement, all reports mentioning the Bidens and Ukraine, must lead with the statement that there is no evidence that Joe or Hunter Biden did anything wrong.  Of course this may be due to a combination of factors like … Continue reading

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The Tom taps Ukraine to create a position for First Daughter

The Tom has contacted corrupt officials in the Ukraine to open up a Board position that pays at least $50,000/Month for First Daughter of TomVille TommySue. Contrary to reports that Lunch Bucket Joe’s didn’t have any special expertise,  TommySue is … Continue reading

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Putin signs Tom as his evil twin

With Syria, Crimea, Ukraine and frowning in pictures with Barack O’TomA, Vladimir Putin has suffered some hits to his PR persona.  In an absolutely brilliant strategic move, Vladimir signed Tom to be his evil twin, “Vlad The Bad”. Tom acting … Continue reading

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Tom priases Barack as he keeps fundraisers, but cancels Kimmel appearance

While Tom has been known in the past to be a fierce critic of Barack O’TomA, he was profuse in his praise today when he learned that Barack is keeping his fundraising schedule, but canceling his Jimmy Kimmel appearance to … Continue reading

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Tom urges Vlad to adopt a “Speak No Evil, See No Evil, Hear No Evil” defense

With Russian Separatists causing Vlad The Bad problems in the Ukraine, he has retained Tom as his image consultant. Tom is strongly urging Vlad to adopt the “Speak No Evil, See No Evil, Hear No Evil” defense.  Tom previously counseled Barack O’TomA … Continue reading

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Gunnery Sgt. Putin misses target

“O! Дерьмо, I missed the target” groused Gunnery Sgt. Vlad “The Bad” Putin after squeezing the trigger on the Buk (SA-11) missile from the plains of the Ukraine. He thought he had dead aim on the Bird AF 1 flown by … Continue reading

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Barack sings “Ukraine” (to tune of Hokey-Pokey)

Coming off his mega hit ultra soulful rendition of “Crimea River”, Barack O’TomA is back with a delightful Ukraine ditty (sung to the tune of The Hokey Pokey) On the downbeat Barack: Vlad put his left foot in His left foot … Continue reading

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Alex, I’ll take Ukraine for $35

What did Vadimir PuTom say to Barack O’TomA? Categories for Double Jeopardy: Sanctions, Tough Sanctions, Smart Sanctions, Diplomacy, John Kerry, International Community, Joe Biden

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What is all the fuss about U-Crane?

Why are John Kerry and Barack O’TomA spending so much time talking about a new Crane from Caterpillar, Inc.  It seems to be beneath their dignity to be shilling for CAT and it is talking time away from fund-raising. Say … Continue reading

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Barack calls Vladimir Putin and calls him a naughty boy

In a direct confrontation with bully Vladimir Putin, Barack O’TomA called Vlad and told him that he was a naughty boy and it is affecting his reputation in the International Community. Rumors have it one could hear laughter all the way to … Continue reading

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