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TomVille closes Yemen Embassy over terror threat disrupting countless vacations

In a surprise announcement, TomVille officials announced the closing of its Yemen Embassy and issued a tourist warning.  While officially a lot of Al Qaeda chatter was cited, many veteran Tom watchers speculated that this might be a “Wag the Dog” … Continue reading

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Barack O’TomA takes second job with Burger King selling Sequester Whoppers

Today, it was announced that POTUS Barack O’TomA has taken a second job with Burger King selling the “Sequester Whopper” to make en s meet after his golfing vacation with Tiger and Michelle separate vacation to Aspen. Like fellow Federal bureaucrats, … Continue reading

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