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The Tom welcomes Kylie Jenner as the youngest member of Billionaires Club

The Tom rushed to congratulate Kylie as the newest and youngest member of the Billionaire Club. After a hard day at the office, Kylie enjoys some well deserved relaxation. The Tom is anxious to reach out to Kylie for consulting … Continue reading

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The Tom leaks further details on TomVille Green New Deal

A Tom Spokesperson leaked additional details on the TomVille Green New Deal.  Those purchasing Green New Deal stocks will receive a decal with a huge picture of The Tom to display on their bumper.  The Decal will entitle one to … Continue reading

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The Tom calls for huge media buy ahead of midterms

With the airways flooded with commercials funded by Unions and Billionaires, The Tom is reaching out to the only two who can balance the scales.  These two are namely President Vlad “The Bad” Putin and Chairman Xi. “Just looking for … Continue reading

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The Tom takes a meeting with The Omarosa

The Tom has intercepted a dog whistle from his old mentor Vlad has set up a meeting with the Omarosa in the Celebrity apprentice Board Room.  The Tom will be taping the Omarosa who is taping The Tom all of … Continue reading

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Mao, Hitler, Stalin, Vlad, Saddam, Kim, Barack, Castro and David Hogg — I like my Dictators ruthless

Great Dictators have a lot in common.  Control is the key.  They may control via  dynamic and  frequently long speeches.  Hitler, Castro, Barack O’TomA and David Hogg come to mind   Others including Hitler, Saddam,  and Stalin were willing and … Continue reading

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Kelly vs. Putin

So Megan Kelly took a second shot at interviewing Vlad “The Bad” Putin for a NBC Dateline Special. TKO Vlad “Will we need the nerve agent, boss”

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Tom Jinping follows Xi’s lead and abolishes TomVille Term Limits

So after Tom Jinping amended the Chinese Constitution to abolish Term Limits, Tom Jinping had an idea to do the same thing for TomVille where Tom Jinping is President. Even though Tom is wildly popular his advisors cautioned against the … Continue reading

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The Tom is accepting suggestions for problems only he can solve — Urgent

Fresh from UNITING the country by DIVIDING the men from the women, the rich from the poor, the blacks from the whites, the coasts from the center of the country, the legal immigrants from the illegal immigrants, the workers from … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein ?: What did they not know and when did they not know it?

Harvey Whinestein was Co-Chairman and Co-CEO of the Weinstein Company and prior to that Miramax.  Whinestein was a major contributor  to the Clintons and Barack O’TomA.  He hosted fund-raising dinners in his home. Yet up until a few days ago, … Continue reading

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Did Democrats plagiarize The Donald with their new slogan?

Right after the Democrats unveiled their new slogan, “Better Deal”. The Tom noticed that 50% of the slogan was plagiarized from The Donald’s “Art of the Deal”. This is the biggest plagiarism scandal since Melania Trump had some similar lines … Continue reading

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