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The Donald calls on Super Hero Stock Market Whisperer, The Tom

Feeling the vibes coming from Mar-a-Lago, The Tom knew that he needed to save the nation from a stock market debacle that was sure to be blamed on the Big Guy. Quickly slipping on his green eye shade visor and … Continue reading

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Oscar speeches reveal Left Brain deficits

On February 22, 2016, Tom posted a brilliant Blog on why celebrities have well-developed Right Brains and underdeveloped Left Brains and should refrain from torturing us with their opinions. No sooner was the ink dry on this insightful Blog when … Continue reading

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Throwing caution to the wind, Tom orders Burger King’s new Inversion Burger

Facing withering criticism from Barack O’TomA for aiding corporate deserters and being economically unpatriotic, Tom walked in to his local Burger King and ordered an inversion burger with a side of Tim Horton’s coffee and donuts to celebrate the King’ … Continue reading

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Virulent protests derail Tom’s plans for commencement addresses

Just as protests have caused human-rights activist Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Bush-era hottie Condi Rice and IMF money honey Christine Lagarde (is there a war on women?) to change their commencement address plans, Tom’s ambitious commencement address plans have hit a roadblock.  … Continue reading

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In a shrewd move, Tom bets financial house on WhatsUp leaving WhatsApp to fend for itself

Smelling the $Billions sloshing around the financial markets and  a bubble ready Tech sector, Tom our foxed his hero Warren Buffett a bet his fortune on WhatsUp, the hip slogan popularized in Budweiser commercials.  At the same time, he left WhatApp … Continue reading

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Warren Buffett opens up Twitter account. Can a new financial meltdown be far behind?

Lat Thursday, billionaire Warren Buffett opened his Twitter account with “Warren is in the house”.  This has created chills in the Finance Industry and the highest levels of political circles.  We all know the world’s smartest economist and business man BarackO’TomA … Continue reading

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Barack O’TomA suffers a complete nervous breakdown reading FORBES Richest Persons list

Crisis teams are racing to the White House to see if Barack O’TomA can be exorcised from the catatonic state that he laspsed into while reading the latest FORBES list of richest people.  Some say he was stricken when he saw … Continue reading

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Barack O’TomA and Crew beach the TomVille Whale

In a raid reminiscent of Barack O’TomA leading the way putting a bullet in the head of Osama Bin Laden from his huge leather chair in the Situation Room (did we mention the 1 Year 3 1/2 week Anniversary will … Continue reading

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Tom joins “Giving Pledge”

Lulled into a state of nirvana by the “Giving Pledge” started by Bill Gates and Warren Buffett as a way to give away wealth and get maximum credit and publicity, Tom took the Pledge. Recent rich guys jumping on the … Continue reading

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Barack O’TomA strokes out reading Forbes 2012 List of Billionaires

POTUS and Chief Envy Officer (CEO) Barack O’TomA simultaneously bursting every blood vessel in his body as he read the Forbes Magazine article on billionaires for 2012 and then raced to the teleprompter for a major address lambasting Billionaires. He … Continue reading

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