Monthly Archives: June 2011

Labor Markets overwhelmed by avalanche of Green Jobs

Posted on June 30, 2011 by tom

In a man bites Dog story, the International Community’s leading Economist Barack Obama announced that he is creating Green Jobs faster than the labor market can absorb them. Every where you look, there are Green Jobs Help Wanted signs. Craig … Continue reading →

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Recovery Summer, Arab Spring, Fashion Winter…The Duds keep on coming

Posted on June 30, 2011 by tom

We had Recovery summer where the Unemployment rate soared to 10%. This was followed by Arab Spring. Now Egyptians are again rioting in Tahir Square. Bring back loveable old Hosni Mubarak as at least there were tourists and a vestige … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan and Me… Anti-Shoplifting Class

Posted on June 29, 2011 by tom

Just as I was getting ready to celebrate the end of House Arrest for Lindsay Lohan, I learned that the Judge in her most recent case sentenced her to attend an Anti-Shoplifting class. Obviously a class patterned after the hugely … Continue reading →

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The Pope is on Twitter…Step off

Posted on June 29, 2011 by tom

Today it was announced that the Pope is now on Twitter. What are they thinking? What are we going to get Tweets on multi-million dollar settlements with former altar boys. Step off Twitter before you embarrass yourself and your boss. … Continue reading →

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Is there anything funnier than David Letterman doing a Top 10 List on Michele Bachmann?

Posted on June 29, 2011 by tom

Yes, Last night poor David Letterman, the poster boy for sexual harassment, trotted out his tired old Top 10 List bit to highlight that the Michele Bachmann campaign for President is in trouble. First, nobody cares right now, second nobody … Continue reading →

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Obama announces that he will seek War Powers Act approval for invasion of House Republicans

Posted on June 26, 2011 by tom

Speaking robotically from his trusty teleprompter punctuated only by strange out of context inflections, Commander-In-Comic Relief and NATO war strategist Barack Obama announced that he will seek War Powers Act authority for the invasion of the Republican compound for humanitarian … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan asserts constitutional rights to adult beverages under house arrest

Posted on June 24, 2011 by tom

Citing constitutional prohibitions against cruel and unusual punishment, Lindsay Lohan asserted her right to enjoy an adult beverage during a house arrest party. At an emergency probation hearing, Lohan told the Judge “in your face” as her probation did not … Continue reading →

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“Whitey” Bulger to Osama Bin Laden “Next time get an apartment lease in Santa Monica”

Posted on June 23, 2011 by tom

In a daring raid yesterday reminiscent of Elliott Ness, the FBI captured an 80-year-old mobster James “Whitey” Bulger in Santa Monica, CA where he has been residing with his girl friend for the last 16 years. If Osama Bin laden … Continue reading →

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Obama to announce that there was no war in Afghanistan

Posted on June 22, 2011 by tom

In an advance copy of tonight’s TV speech about Afghanistan, Tom has learned that Commander-In-Disbelief and Constitutional Lawyer extraordinaire Barack Obama will announce that there will be no need to withdraw troops from Afghanistan because in 10 years there has … Continue reading →

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Happy Father’s Day

Posted on June 19, 2011 by tom

Happy Father’s Day to all you Dads, soon to be Dads and wish they were Dads. It isn’t always easy. “Go ask your Father”, “The child support isn’t enough”, etc, etc. But relax and enjoy the day, pour a cold … Continue reading →

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