Monthly Archives: March 2015

After taking a shellacking in Israeli election, Barack pivots to his Basketball Brackets

Posted on March 18, 2015 by tom

With a stunning defeat at the hands of Bibi Netanyahu in the Israeli elections, Barack O’TomA dispensed with the congratulatory call and immediately launched into his press tour for his NCAA March Madness Brackets. Despite 6 years of outright hostility … Continue reading →

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Dolce & Gabbana & GabTomA to Boycott Elton Johnny

Posted on March 17, 2015 by tom

A thin-skinned Elton Johnny took umbrage with Dolce & Gabbana’s comments on IVF.  Instead of critiquing the comments and respecting their right to free speech, he slapped them with a worldwide boycott. Evidently, Elton Johnny didn’t absorb the meaning of … Continue reading →

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Putin Wing Man Tom asks: “Where is Vlad?”

Posted on March 15, 2015 by tom

Pundits are having a lot of fun speculating on the whereabouts of Vladimir  Putin who allegedly hasn’t been seen since March 5, 2015.  Tom is getting worried as it has been over two weeks since he and Vlad have cruised … Continue reading →

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Clinton Loyalist Techno Tom appointed Marketing Director at Clinton Cloud Services

Posted on March 11, 2015 by tom

Lost in Hillary Rodman Clinton’s 21 minute Presser/Email tutorial yesterday was the announcement that long time Clinton Loyalist Techno Tom is the new Marketing Director at Clinton Cloud Services.  He has also assumed all marketing at the Clinton Global Initiatives Foundation … Continue reading →

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GoHillary.com — A premier web hosting service

Posted on March 10, 2015 by tom

Unlike GoDaddy which uses sexy spokespersons such as wrestler Candice Michelle, poker player Vanessa Rousso and racer Danica Patrick, GoHillary.com relies exclusively on the raw sex appeal of founder Hillary Rodman Clinton to burnish the brand. An upcoming ad release … Continue reading →

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Tom solves dilemma of overuse of fish nets causing damage to marine life.

Posted on March 9, 2015 by tom

It is well-known that overfishing especially with miles long fish nets can cause damage to marine life and catch dolphins and sea turtles. What could be done to mitigate the adverse economic effect of eliminating miles of fish nets?  Tom … Continue reading →

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BREAKING NEWS: Chelsea Clinton clears Madam Secretary in foreign contributions and email scandals

Posted on March 8, 2015 by tom

TomVille Mile Zone (TMZ) reporter TommySue just got this Breaking News from the Clinton Global Initiatives conference.  No greater a legal and government policy expert and former Hedge Fund maven, Rock Center with Brian Williams correspondent and Clinton foundation functionary than Chelsea Clinton … Continue reading →

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With Kylie Jenner getting all the attention, Kim Kardashian digs deep into her marketing bag of tricks

Posted on March 6, 2015 by tom

With 17-year-old Kylie Jenner hogging the publicity and challenging the concept of age of consent, Kim Kardashian has had to resort to hard-core marketing principles to balance the scales. Kim has drawn on the #1 lesson from marketing 101 which … Continue reading →

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Hillary Rodman Clinton announces her candidacy for………………..

Posted on March 6, 2015 by tom

In a surprise announcement, Hillary Rodman Clinton announced that she is indeed a candidate for Chief Technology Officer (CTO).  She relayed that she has always been keenly interested in efficient record keeping as evidenced by Rose Firm Billing records, Whitewater … Continue reading →

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Tom declares 8th Wonder of the Modern World

Posted on March 5, 2015 by tom

Tom has asked the existing 7 Wonders of the Modern World to step aside for the clear eighth wonder.  While the 7 wonders are beautiful and well constructed, they are overmatched by the 8th wonder.  Let’s review the 7 wonders … Continue reading →

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