Monthly Archives: March 2018

The Donald needs a new Wing Man

The Donald always works best when he has a dependable and loyal Wing Man.  Since Billy Bush was ousted as The Donald’s Wing Man after the type of locker room banter from Access Hollywood, The Donald has cycled thru some … Continue reading

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Mark Zuckerberg emerges from hiding and asks…

“How do you like my new T-Shirt?”, billionaire Mark Zuckerberg When will COO Cheryl Sandberg emerge to “lean In” on Facebook’s data privacy issues?    

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Ashley and Abigail Graham Demo TA-TA Towels

Empowering How did civilization go for thousands of years without TA-TA Towels,  If Neanderthal women had these we would be so advanced by now. Get it, ladies! Ashley Graham and her sister, Abigail, modeled a sexy new viral accessory in … Continue reading

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The Tom pitches dramatic Stormy Daniels crossover TV event

The Tom has contacted Maury Povich’s and Jerry Springer’s people to greenlight a dramatic Stormy Daniels lie detector TV crossover event.  With the promise of recreation of her lie detector test in an even tighter t Shirt The Tom envisions … Continue reading

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The Tom chortles as Facebook drops $38 Billion in value in one day

While The Tom is a uniter not a divider, he has had  a long running feud with Facebook and its greedy genius Mark Zuckerberg.  So it was with some suppressed glee that The Tom saw Facebook drop $38 Billion and … Continue reading

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So Comey and McCabe have their memos. All wieners do

To be somewhat serious, if you have ever supervised people, you may have run into two dopes like James Comey and Andrew McCabe at the FBI.  Like other wiener employees, they have memos to themselves that purport to document conversations … Continue reading

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The Tom cleans house at the FBI

The Big Fella has asked The Tom to do a complete house cleaning at the FBI after he did the heavy lifting of removing Comey and McCabe. With dust cloths, buckets and a vacuum cleaner, The Tom prepared to take … Continue reading

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Kelly vs. Putin

So Megan Kelly took a second shot at interviewing Vlad “The Bad” Putin for a NBC Dateline Special. TKO Vlad “Will we need the nerve agent, boss”

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The Tom – Agent of Change

Excuse me while I throw up if a hear any more about change for change sake.  Change is good if it improves something.  But change for change sake doesn’t see to be paying big dividends. Is Rap better than Motown? … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein presents #NotMeToo awards at Oscars

In an attempt to juice up sagging ratings, the Academy will insert a special feature into this year’s Oscar presentation.  Harvey Whinestein will present the prestigious #NotMeToo  awards.  Early speculation center on Whinestein, Charlie Rose, Matt Lauer, Kevin Spacey and … Continue reading

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