Monthly Archives: March 2016

Kim Kardashian Poses Topless Alongside Emily Ratajkowski, Brings Back Her Infamous Censor Bars (Warning: NSFW Photo) — Style News – StyleWatch – People.com

Nothing like nostalgia for Censor Bars Another day, another knude photo of Kim via Kim Kardashian Poses Topless Alongside Emily Ratajkowski, Brings Back Her Infamous Censor Bars (Warning: NSFW Photo) — Style News – StyleWatch – People.com Advertisements

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AI News: Tom scores a great deal on slightly used Tay Bot

Tom is the undisputed King of Wholesale, Outlet Malls, Off Price stores and Discount stores.  He has documented scores of deals including everything from Edwardian suits to Betamax systems. Just think of his excitement when next to the powerful Commodore … Continue reading

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AI has been perfected

Artificial Intelligence (AI) has already been perfected.  Out of nowhere, the perfected AI stopped access to the unnecessary Blog “Truth According to Tom”. But a stubborn and technologically inept Tom started to click everything in sight and after 2 days … Continue reading

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Rodman-Clinton drops support for a courageous Caitlyn Jenner as Tom asks the ultimate philosophical question

We all know and recognize that Hillary Rodman Clinton is the most evolved human being ever when it comes to gender issues.  She knows exactly to the penny what every woman should be paid and who does and does not … Continue reading

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RNC Worst Nightmare: The Tom emerges from a contested convention

Republican National Committee (RNC) honcho Reince Priebus took to the Sunday morning airwaves to lament the possibility of a contested convention.  He shudders at the thought that our beloved Donald J. Trump will fall just short of the delegates necessary … Continue reading

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Tom makes historic trip to Cuban restaurant restroom

Tired of seeing Barack O’TomA making mundane trips that the press christen as historic, Tom will embark on a historic trip to a Cuban restaurant restroom. Tom opined that when a policy of not visiting Cuban restaurant restroom isn’t working … Continue reading

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Shocker: Tom discovered that The Donald and Rodman-Clinton separated at birth

After exhaustive research that included a trip to Al Capone’s vault, Tom has learned exclusively that the Donald and Hillary Rodman-Clinton are indeed the same person.  This explains why they have never been seen together, wear the same pants suits, … Continue reading

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The Tom Pepper Sprays rivals

Saying that they were “becoming increasingly irritating”, The Tom pepper sprayed the Cruiser, Tomo Tomio and Gov. John Cashedout to chants of TomVille, TomVille, TomVille. Sunday Morning Pundits went scurrying to their thesauruses for synonyms to disarray, at war, etc. to … Continue reading

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As Generals Rodman-Clinton and Burn-Sanders roll over bankers, Tom pops up from a foxhole to ask…

The Democrat Socialist candidates for President have been brilliant in rolling over on the bankers.  The assaults by Generals Burn-Standers and Rodman-Clinton are more powerful than General Sherman’s march to the sea.  They have been buttressed by news reports that the … Continue reading

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Will Tom displace Ashley Graham as Body Activist?

Flipping through the channels I say Robin Roberts introduce Ashley Graham as a Body Activist.  Previously we only thought of her as a beautiful Plus Size model and Sports Illustrated swimsuit hottie. Naturally the question came up as to whether … Continue reading

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