Monthly Archives: July 2019

As Pelosi denies she is trying to run out the clock on Impeachment, a strange new hire appears

Posted on July 26, 2019 by tom

Nancy Pelosi strongly denies that she is trying to run out the clock on Impeachment just two days after Rock Star, heavy hitter and former Home Run Champ, The Mueller demonstrated less than warning track power in congressional committee hearings. … Continue reading →

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TSU announces Endowed Chair in the Robert Mueller Department of Public Communication

Posted on July 25, 2019 by tom

The Tom is pleased to announce that he has endowed a Robert Mueller Chair in the new Robert Mueller Department of Public communications at TomVille State University (TSU). Under the guidance of the former Special Prosecutor, students will master the … Continue reading →

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Separated at Birth? AOC and The Donald

Posted on July 15, 2019 by tom

Most careful observers believe that The Donald and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) were separated at Birth. Now The Donald has authorized The Tom to investigate the following Separated At Birth combos:  Elizabeth Warren and Burnie Sanders; Kamala Harris, Rev. Al SharpTom … Continue reading →

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Classics

Posted on July 13, 2019 by tom

“Only The Tom can declare a  Classic” declared The Tom.    

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Another benefit of Climate Change/Global Warming

Posted on July 12, 2019 by tom

Miley Cyrus vows to not have children till climate change is solved and fish are ‘in the water’ Well it looks like the gene pool is safe.

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Lunch-Bucket Joe reports $15 Million Income in last 2 years

Posted on July 11, 2019 by tom

Finally poor Joe Biden gets a few pay days as he accumulated income of $15 Million since leaving office. Before you call him a  deplorable, remember his speeches were worth every penny of their $200,000+  price tag especially if you … Continue reading →

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H. Ross Perot RIP 1930-2019

Posted on July 9, 2019 by tom

We should have let him look under the hood.

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KaWHY Leonard ?

Posted on July 6, 2019 by tom

Why the Clippers, Kawhi? Why Kawhi did you turn down King LaTom James’ pursuit of greatness by developing a cadre of players to do the hard work? Why Kawhi did you turn down a mansion in TomVille?  It must be … Continue reading →

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Happy 4th of July…The tanks of TomVille are rolling

Posted on July 4, 2019 by tom

Happy Independence Day.  Let the TomVille tanks roll, The Tom braces for an avalanche of criticism as the fireworks begin.

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Mr. Tom announces no clothes fashion collection

Posted on July 3, 2019 by tom

With Kylie Jenner and Lindsay Lohan  racing to the top to flash the most skin, Mr. Tom has jumped onto the fray by introducing his “TomVille Nude No Clothes ” fashion collection. With Lindsay Lohan taking an early led in … Continue reading →

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