Category Archives: Food and drink

The Tom calls for the COVID – 19 Monday Morning Quarterbacks to cool it

With the NFL on hiatus, COVID second guessing  and finger pointing has taken center stage.  Even The Tom who likes to sling a little mud with the best of them is appalled. Test, Test. Test an we fell short.    … Continue reading

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I like Mike’s money — Farming Edition

What is happening to Mike Blumberg?  Does the diminutive one have substance beyond his money? A clip from his 2016 Oxford appearance has him saying  he could “teach anyone to be a farmer because farming needs ‘less gray matter’ than … Continue reading

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We are Thankful for Chairman Schiff

Tis the day to thank Chairman Adam Schiff(less) for demonstrating  strong leadership preserving our legacy during this manufactured crisis. To the coup and consolidation of power, we can only say well done. Endorsed by:  Hosni, Fidel, Hugo, Edi, Vlad “The … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving from TomVille

Happy Thanksgiving from all your TomVille favorites including but not limited to the following:  Barack O’TomA, Lunch Bucket Joe, Kim Tom Eun, Farmer Michele, Hillary Rodman Clinton, The Tom Jr., Vlad “The Bad” Putin, TommySue, KardASShians, Lindsay D.D. Lohan, Kylie … Continue reading

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Super Bowl Baby

Is there anything more inane than a local TV News interview with winning fans remote from some bar.  The highlight is some loud mouth with his ball cap on backwards with some hot looking women in the background all yelling … Continue reading

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Major Climate Change Announcement

Trigger Alert/Breaking Fake News Alert/Fake News Alert/Attention:  Climate Media Jetting in from New York City where he pocketed some handsome speaking fees, Al Bore joined The Tom at a Presser of major climate implications.  They breathlessly announced that it rained … Continue reading

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Homeless and Vagrant traffic has been less than Starbucks desired

Local Starbucks Managers report that Homeless and Vagrant traffic has been running below expectations.  Fewer Homeless are taking meetings at their local Starbucks or freshening up in the  restroom. Or perhaps the Homeless would rather take their business to an … Continue reading

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Coachella 2018

The Tom just gently reminds you that Coachella 2018 is still Indio, CA with blistering heat and punishing winds to punctuate your musical experience. The Tom highly recommends that all babes and beauties just but a new hot outfit and … Continue reading

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The Tom’s Thanksgiving message is one we are all thankful for and will unite a divided country

The Tom in his Thanksgiving message assured the world that he would not post a blog on Thanksgiving.  This is news that we can all be thankful for. Further his message is so deep and unexpected that it will unite … Continue reading

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Preempting Adam Schiffless, The Tom bans Russian Rye

Moving at incredible speed, The Tom preempted Rank Member Adam Schiffless and banned Russian Rye before Schiffless could even start one of his innuendo campaigns. Tom said the evidence for the ban had nothing to do with Donald Jr.’s meeting … Continue reading

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