Category Archives: Food and drink

The Tom’s Thanksgiving message is one we are all thankful for and will unite a divided country

The Tom in his Thanksgiving message assured the world that he would not post a blog on Thanksgiving.  This is news that we can all be thankful for. Further his message is so deep and unexpected that it will unite … Continue reading

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Preempting Adam Schiffless, The Tom bans Russian Rye

Moving at incredible speed, The Tom preempted Rank Member Adam Schiffless and banned Russian Rye before Schiffless could even start one of his innuendo campaigns. Tom said the evidence for the ban had nothing to do with Donald Jr.’s meeting … Continue reading

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Breaking News: The Tom’s involvement with Russians confirmed

TNN (TomVille News Network) has just learned from unnamed sources that the Intelligence community has proof of Tom’s involvement with the Russians.  Surely this is the smoking gun that will sink the buoyant Tom.  Rank Member Adam Schiffless said he … Continue reading

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Tiger Woody: Tom organizes an emergency Intervention

When Tom heard that Tiger Woody had been pulled over for suspicion of DUI, The Tom knew immediately that he needed to spring into action to organize an Intervention. Some my remember the Intervention Tom organized when Tiger developed a … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner looks devastated

After all the haters came out of the woodwork to blast poor Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi commercial, Kylie Jenner looked absolutely positively devastated.

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Tom demonstrates an incredible feat of strength

While others may lose strength with age, Tom is proving to be the exception that proves the rule.  There was a time a few years ago when Tom struggled to bring in $200 worth of groceries.  Just the other day … Continue reading

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Lady Gaga calls out Tom for being fat

Lady Gaga after the Super Bowl has taken to Social Media to call out Tom for being fat.  She has totally misconstrued Tom’s famous “love handles” for a roly-poly appearance.  This is nothing short of body shaming by Gaga.  We … Continue reading

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Who booked Lady Gaga for the Super Bowl?

A furious Tom is asking, ” Who in the hell booked Lady Gaga for the Super bowl Half Time?” Tom has established an opening Overs/Unders line of 80% who want to see her crash when she descends from the roof … Continue reading

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Save the Date: Barack’s Retirement Party January 23

This is your first notice to save the date for Barack O’TomA’s Retirement Party and to secure advanced tickets. The Gala will honor Barack and his Cabinet Cronies: Joe Biden, John Kerry, Ash Carter, Loretta Lynch, Sally Jewell, Thomas Vilsack, … Continue reading

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Tom can’t comment: Just another WordPress con-spir-a-cy

Tom has noted that approximately one month ago, WordPress stopped posting any of his comments. Some may ask was this caused by the intervention by Barack O’TomA, Michele O’TomA, Hillary Rodman Clinton or even Al Bore. Tom is now at the … Continue reading

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