Category Archives: Food and drink

Barack O’TomA took swift and decisive action to criticism of his lavish 60th Birthday celebration

Posted on August 8, 2021 by tom

When Barack heard the criticism of his lavish birthday celebration with hundreds traveling to Cape Code. Make room on the runway for Climate Czar John Kerry’s private jey. “The Plane,,,The Plane” The Barack immediately disinvited The Tom

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And the IDGAF race heats up

Posted on May 30, 2021 by tom

The body sharing race heats up. The Tom saves you time time by researching the items pictured from the ever evolving race.. Today The Tom asks “Is it Kim K., or is it Avril, or is it former Adult actress, … Continue reading →

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King LeTom James asks “Am I vaccinated?”

Posted on May 25, 2021 by tom

After following from behind and failing to answer directly about being vaccinated, The King LeTom James played the vaccination card to get out of a NBA penalty for breaking protocol as he was out hyping his Tequila. The tom is … Continue reading →

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CA Gov. Grusom “I got an idea”

Posted on May 16, 2021 by tom

California Governor Gavin Grusome is traveling up and down the state telling everybody what they will get out of the state budget surplus. Thanks to a roaring stock market bringing in record taxes and money from the Feds for state … Continue reading →

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The Tom introduces a Consulting/Training Package for Government

Posted on May 11, 2021 by tom

With Governments awash in cash from tax revenues and the Fed printing money with abandon, The Tom is offering a customizable product for new employeees, current employees and middle management. Here is The Tom’s super secret product. On the contract … Continue reading →

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Biden takes Baby Sitting Job to make Ends Meet

Posted on March 28, 2021 by tom

Sitting on a blow out of Government spending, Joe Tom Biden has taken a baby sitting second job at a border crossing camp for unaccompanied minors. The need is great and only a unifier like Joe Tom can do the … Continue reading →

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Pandemic Relief – Ode to an old Commercial

Posted on December 22, 2020 by tom

As local News Reporters fan out to get comments on Pandemic Relief pay, two themes are highlighted. One is “Slap in the Face” and the other was “Middle Finger” “Bitch Slap; Middle Finger” It starting to pick up the vibes … Continue reading →

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Happy Thanksgiving

Posted on November 26, 2020 by tom

The Tom Turkey wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving. The Tom has put up the Do Not Disburbed sign as the Dressing may put Presidentially Pardoned Corn and Cob’s Baby Momma in an undressing mood.

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What is in that Lunch Bucket, Joe?

Posted on October 30, 2020 by tom

A bad PR image and Ukrainian Kanapky – Open Face Sandwiches r

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The Tom calls for the COVID – 19 Monday Morning Quarterbacks to cool it

Posted on March 21, 2020 by tom

With the NFL on hiatus, COVID second guessing  and finger pointing has taken center stage.  Even The Tom who likes to sling a little mud with the best of them is appalled. Test, Test. Test an we fell short.    … Continue reading →

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