Monthly Archives: May 2011

Bankrupt G-8 to dole out $20 Billion for Arab Spring…Tom says where is mine?

Led by economic basket case USA, the bankrupt G-8 nations have pledged $20 Billion for Arab Spring festivities in Tunisia and Egypt. This is on top of the $4.5 Billion Trust Fund for Libyan Rebels. Clearly this is a “can’t … Continue reading

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Enjoy Memorial Day

But please remember that Memorial Day is a Holiday that was purchased with a whole lot of blood from some very good people.

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Oprah, where is my story?

As Oprah Winfrey flees broadcast TV for the “Dumb and Dumber” world of cable, I am compelled to ask “Where is the telling of my story?” Or for that matter my (gush) NEW CAR? How many times was it necessary … Continue reading

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US urges Libyan Rebels to open office in D.C….Say What?

Today it ws reported that the US Government have asked the Libyan Rebels to open a “Representative Office” in Washington D.C. What in the name of Moammar, the Fashion Icon, is the government thinking? Has anybody seriously taken a look … Continue reading

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Supreme court pitches in to make CA more of a hell hole with an order to release 38,000-46,000 prisoners

As if California wasn’t already sinking on its own, the US Supreme court today pitched in with a 5-4 ruling on overcrowding that will result in 38,000-46,000 state prison inmates being released. As the beating of a Giant fan at … Continue reading

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Putin, Putin… He’s our Man. Putin, Putin… Yes, We Can

As the International Community’s Whinner-In-Chief Barack Obama complains about Hosni, Bibi, Moammar, Assad and various other major powers such as Yemen, Ivory Coast and Tunisia, he has “Re-Set” a love affair with the World’s No. 1 Dictator, none other than … Continue reading

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Maury in major coup signs Arnold

Today Maury Povich shocked the entertainment world when he announced that he has signed Arnold Schwarzenegger to an exclusive deal to appear in all future “Who is your Baby Daddy?” episodes of the intellectually stimulating Maury Povich show. The former … Continue reading

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Osama Bin Laden had Porn stash. Now the real story can be told

Recently it was discovered that like most middle age men, Osama Bin Laden had a Pron stash. This could account for his lack of terrorist productivity in the last 5 years. We have heard at least 5 versions on how … Continue reading

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Gadhafi resplendent in TV appearance after two-week absence

Col. Moammar Gadhafi returned to the public eye in a TV appearance after a two-week absence. Sporting the most fashionably accessible military uniform, it was obvious that he was putting his design genius to work with a magnificent effect. Most … Continue reading

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Arnold “I’ll be Back”….Maria “Don’t Bother”

Returning to Brentwood after starring in “Governor of California”, the worst horror flick ever, Arnold Schwarzenegger, a closet Democrat, discovered that Maria Shriver his loving/opportunist wife of 25 years had tossed his belongings out on the driveway. In a classic … Continue reading

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