Monthly Archives: September 2011

Gov. Tom asks “Is Obama too skinny to lead?”

Posted on September 29, 2011 by tom

A robust, straight talking Governor Tom of TomVille asked the question that has been on the mind of most right thinking Americans namely “Is POTUS “Bones” Obama too skinny to lead the American people?”. Americans love football, SUVs, big pick-up … Continue reading →

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Tom unleashes social media to bolster sagging Blog

Posted on September 29, 2011 by tom

Channeling the genius that is a dopey looking Mark Zuckerberg, Tom is unleashing the mystical powers of social media to bolster his blog. This time instead of trying to flatter Google, Tom has sent out the social media vibes for … Continue reading →

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Tom lauds inspired appointment of Chelsea Clinton to IAC Board of Directors

Posted on September 27, 2011 by tom

Tom was aglow and gushing about the recent appointment of Chelsea Clinton scion of Bill and Hill to the Board of IAC Corp. The 31-year-old graduate student brings a unique perspective and background to the position. Her previous Board experience … Continue reading →

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Badgers, Packers Football 9/24-25

Posted on September 26, 2011 by tom

With total disregard for their lofty #6 ranking, the Wisconsin Badgers sought out one of the toughest non-conference rivals in years when they clashed with South Dakota and escaped with a thrilling 59-10 victory. Coming on the heels of dramatic … Continue reading →

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Tom blasts income inequality in a fiery speech at a $38,000 per plate fund raiser

Posted on September 26, 2011 by tom

Flanked at the dais between Warren Buffet and George Soros, Tom lambasted the rich during a $38,000 per plate dinner proceeded by a massive melt down of traffic on the Westside. With the exception of noble teachers, fire fighters and … Continue reading →

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Party insiders urge Governor of TomVille to toss hat into the ring

Posted on September 24, 2011 by tom

Republican Party operatives and hangers-on are urging the straight-talking governor of TomVille to enter the race for the Party’s nomination. This is due to the lackluster performance and dissatisfaction with the current field and the dynamism that is Governor Tom. … Continue reading →

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New Federal Reserve Board Chairman Chubby Checker performs “The Twist”

Posted on September 22, 2011 by tom

Chubby Checker replaced Obama Administration lap dog Ben Bernanke as Federal Reserve Board Chairman and immediately ordered up “Twist” Checker announced selling short bonds to buy long-term bonds and various dog mortgages. Financing long bonds with short-term money — What … Continue reading →

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Tom goes to UN to have NorthEast TomVille declared a nation state

Posted on September 19, 2011 by tom

With traditional dictators either deposed or on the ropes in Tunisia, Egypt, Libya, Bahrain, Yemen, Syria, Venezuela and the USA, Tom is following the Palestinian lead and having a clueless United Nations declare NorthEast TomVille a nation-state. As soon as … Continue reading →

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Badgers, Packers hold the Celebrations

Posted on September 18, 2011 by tom

Despite a combined 5-0 record the University of Wisconsin Badgers and the Green Bay Packers have been playing a caliber of football that may taste great, but has a whiff of Limburger cheese. Cheeseheads beware. Number 7 Badgers have fattened … Continue reading →

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Call off the FBI investigation of hacking Celebs nude photos

Posted on September 15, 2011 by tom

With the nation sporting a $14.5 Tillion deficit, can we afford the salaries of all the FBI Agents assigned to solving who hacked the cell phones of celebrities and spread their nude photos. If ScarJo and the rest were so … Continue reading →

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