Monthly Archives: November 2017

Tom loves the Bitcon, I mean Bitcoin

Posted on November 29, 2017 by tom

As 2017 rolled in, the Bitcon was bringing in a bit below $1,000.  Lately it is bringing in over %10,000 or a tenfold return on a highly fictitious investment. Let all who can tell where the Bitcon came from and … Continue reading →

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Tom plots the career resurgance of Charlie Rose (RCG)

Posted on November 29, 2017 by tom

Tom is feverishly working on a plan for the resurgence of Charlie  Rose (Roe Colored Glasses) career. As part of the process, Tom has prepared a list of potential career assets for Charlie to decide to emphasize.  Initial brainstorming has … Continue reading →

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At 12-0, Wisconsin Badgers are just a quality loss away from Top 4

Posted on November 25, 2017 by tom

Again the Bowl Selection Committee will bar the Badgers from the Top 4 to battle for the National Championship because of the lack of a quality loss.

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The Tom does the right thing and grants himself a Leave of Absence

Posted on November 25, 2017 by tom

Despite not having received any allegations of sexual harassment, The Tom has taken the preemptive step of granting himself an indefinite Leave of Absence. With publicity drained as the spotlight is on the denials of Harvey Whinestein and the serial … Continue reading →

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LaTom “Big Bawller”Ball blasts The Donald in the Octagon, I mean. Twitter Birdcage

Posted on November 24, 2017 by tom

After a self-imposed moratorium for Thanksgiving, The Tom and The Donald came out Tweeting.  The Donald labeled LaTom a Fool and the Twitter war is back on.

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The Tom’s Thanksgiving message is one we are all thankful for and will unite a divided country

Posted on November 22, 2017 by tom

The Tom in his Thanksgiving message assured the world that he would not post a blog on Thanksgiving.  This is news that we can all be thankful for. Further his message is so deep and unexpected that it will unite … Continue reading →

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Charlie Rose seeks PR advice from The Tom

Posted on November 21, 2017 by tom

With sexual misconduct charges swirling around him from 8 women, Charlie Rose has sought out The Tom for sage PR advice. We all love Charlie Rose for his undying love for Barack O’TomA and his enduring hatred of The Donald  … Continue reading →

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Veteran PR professional tells LaTom Ball to stay in his lane

Posted on November 19, 2017 by tom

The Tom a veteran of the PR wars working on the Edsel, Ringling Bros. Circus and Trump approval ratings to name a few unloads on LaVar “Big Bawller” Ball aka LaTom. The Tom says that LaTom needs to lay off … Continue reading →

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Nothing more moving/believable than a client reading an Attorney’s statement

Posted on November 16, 2017 by tom

Is it just me or is everybody as moved as I am to the cause of a client reading a statement prepared by their lawyer? When the three UCLA basketball players read in a stumbling manner virtually identical statement down … Continue reading →

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Harvey Whinestein announces George H.W. Bush as his new Wingman

Posted on November 13, 2017 by tom

The Tom has confirmed that Bush 41 will be cruising with Harvey Whinestein as his new Wingman.  The 93-year-old Bush convinced Whinestein that he still has it after apologizing for groping a 16-year-old girl. As possibly the last man on … Continue reading →

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