Monthly Archives: March 2011

Last night, International Community’s 9th Vice President Barack Obama answered every possible question about the Libyan invasion

Posted on March 29, 2011 by tom

Last night a grateful nation sat at the edge of their chairs watching the International Community’s 9th Vice President answer each and every possible question about the US involvement in Libya, destroy each and every false choice, and demolish all … Continue reading →

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The Donald releases Birth Certificate

Posted on March 28, 2011 by tom

Today, Donald Trump released a copy of his birth certificate. This countered rumors some have allegedly traced to International Community 4th Vice President Barack Obama that with his wild hair, Trump must be an Alien. In the meantime, global warming … Continue reading →

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As the nation anxiously awaits, the Moammar collection for JCP has been challenged by haute couture Rambo line from Sly, Inc.

Posted on March 28, 2011 by tom

As a grateful nation awaits the speech tonight of International Community 3rd Vice President, Barack Obama, on Libya, disturbing new information is coming forward. First we are learning the NATO invasion of Libya is aimed at not only regime change, … Continue reading →

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World Famous NCAA Basketball Bracketologist flames out in spectacular fashion

Posted on March 27, 2011 by tom

In TV programming reminiscent of the LeBron James “The Decision” show, ESPN trotted out pick-up basketball wizard and world’s smartest man and Bracketologist Barack “Barry” O’Bomber. Recapping his picks with input and consensus from the International community, minus Russia, China, … Continue reading →

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Monday, Obama to speak to nation on why we invaded Libya and the new stunning Moammar Collection for JCP

Posted on March 27, 2011 by tom

On Monday, POTUS Obama will speak to a grateful nation to explain why we invaded Libya. Those of us not as smart as the International Community, my have missed how Obama cobbled his coalition from Fashion Forward countries such as … Continue reading →

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“Obama Competitiveness Council is a dream come true” by GE CEO Jefferey Immelt

Posted on March 25, 2011 by tom

Since securing a spot on the Obama Competitiveness Council, GE CEO and Obama apologist Jefferey “Big Wind” Immelt has reversed the fortunes of his faltering career with the benefit of huge helpings of Government Corporate Welfare. Today it was revealed … Continue reading →

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Obama oursources Libyan war to NATO

Posted on March 25, 2011 by tom

After five days of leading the coalition of the confused, Barack “International Community” Obama found that he was unable or unwilling to explain what we are doing in Libya and worst yet saw the chances of his second straight richly … Continue reading →

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Obama to meet Gadhafi one on one to resolve Libyan crisis — O Henry

Posted on March 24, 2011 by tom

Secretray of State and Pant Suit Fashion Maven Hillary Rodham Clinton announced that she has arrange for Obama and Gadhafi to meet one on one in a Bedouin tent outside Tripoli. Observers are reminding us that this looks like an … Continue reading →

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International community solves command and control glitch in Libya

Posted on March 23, 2011 by tom

The solid International Community (minus 5 biggies) have sorted out their command and control problems in the Libyan military campaign. After days of dithering, a decisive Barack “Nobel Peace Prize” Obama came up with the absolute brilliant suggestion of placing … Continue reading →

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Let’s support Libyan rebels, but who in the hell are these guys?

Posted on March 20, 2011 by tom

Yesterday I awoke to the new reality that Cameron, Sarkozy and now Barack “Big Tourist” Obama through his ventriloquist Susan Rice have decreed that I now support the Libyan rebels. The old Col. Moammar Gadhafi has been declared a has-been … Continue reading →

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