Category Archives: Fashion

Doja Cat at 2023 VMA Awards

“Is there no modesty?” whispered Kim K , “The Tom get the scissors.”

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Will The Tom throw TV a lifeline?

With the Writer and Actor on strike and the ssast Storm Watch and Tropical Storm watch flops, TV execs met with The Tomnd told him to re-Imagined r e-Engineer of fix it. No more just hiring ever more beautiful. Meteorologists … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian suffers NSFW wardrobe malfunction as she goes braless in skintight bodysuit for racy new video — The Sun

KIM Kardashian has suffered a really naughty wardrobe malfunction in her racy new video. Kim, 42, ditched the bra and freed her boobs as she donned a see-through bodysuit. Kim Kardashian promoted the container and canister from Skkn Kim posed … Continue reading

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Let’s Play “Stump Joe Tom”

In Round 1, The Tom hurls the following Quention to NAI Joe Tom Biden For Teens, Pre-Teens and Toddlers, watching DRAG shows is a a. Connotational Right b. Human Right c. Rite of Passage d. Who Cares?

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King The Tom I announces new fashion line

Just in time for protest season, King The Tom I introduces the protest collection. Leading off is the Crop Top Burka. This is a real attention grabber and coms in Mini and Micro Mini lengths. Up top the Crop Top … Continue reading

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The Tom is a strong advocate for Climate Change

Rhe Tom just finished a meeting with Kim K. where he strongly advocated for more Ultra Sheet products and much smaller bikinis to respond to Climate Change. as The Tom walked the long hall he was grabbed and pulled into … Continue reading

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The Tom lades Progressive accomplishments

The signing of the Inflation Reduction Ace sent tThe Tom into a wave of joy over Progressive accomplishments. Here is just a sample of their good work: recreational cannabis, cannibals and driving, let school data starts with little kids going … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Breakup

With Pete Davidson mow in the rear-view mirror, K m K. is ready to take on the ultimate challenge, The Tom The Tom feeling the benefits of Corporate mad pillow talk leverage. Thr Tom is asking for no lets than … Continue reading

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The Tom obtains Pandemic franchise

With the government response to the COVID Pandemic now on highly successful cruise control, The Tom obtained the wildly successful “Wash Your Hands” franchise. The first question is how many times a day is enough. The Tom will foillow the … Continue reading

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Does Kris Jenner’s reputation for sex addiction enhance the sexuality of Kim K. and Kylie J. ?

We are learning the extent of Kris Jenner’s love of sex. She can’t keep her hands off her boy toys and sugar daddies She is constantly on the lookout for places to grab a quicky. And she grabs them as … Continue reading

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