Monthly Archives: December 2020

Happy New Year – Will The Tom adopt tough New Year’s Resolutions?

Posted on December 31, 2020 by tom

Will The Tom adopt the following New Year’s Resolutions: Emulate the rhetoric of the Great Healer, Joe Tom Biden Think of nothing but the American People like Chuck and Nancy Take responsibility and eschew Finger Pointing “Not on your life” … Continue reading →

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Double Standard — Not on my watch

Posted on December 27, 2020 by tom

News crews fanned out accross America to cover Social Justice demonstrations and Biden’s victory. There was not a whisper that there wasn’t sufficient Social Distancing on failure to wear a mask. In fact it wasn’t until looting and property destruction … Continue reading →

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Badgers cap Dream season

Posted on December 25, 2020 by tom

Due to COVID cancellations and a mid season losing streak, the Wisconsin Badgers ended up 3-3 with their fondest dreams still alive. Against all odds, their dream of appearing in the December 30th Duke’s Mayo Bowl at B of A … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Posted on December 24, 2020 by tom

Ho, Ho, Ho Don’t worry, we won’t run out of fools in 2021. Even The Tom may qualify.

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Pandemic Relief – Ode to an old Commercial

Posted on December 22, 2020 by tom

As local News Reporters fan out to get comments on Pandemic Relief pay, two themes are highlighted. One is “Slap in the Face” and the other was “Middle Finger” “Bitch Slap; Middle Finger” It starting to pick up the vibes … Continue reading →

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The Tom braces for engineering feat of all time

Posted on December 21, 2020 by tom

When talk of relocating the Rose Bowl first surfaced, The t\Tom submitted a bid. The Tom figured that no politician would be so stupid to ban families of players from a stadium that holds 90,000+ Well the Rose Bowl is … Continue reading →

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California brings back the Mullet as a fashion statement

Posted on December 19, 2020 by tom

When the Governor closed all the Salons and Barber shops in he futile Ahab like pursuit of the Virus, the population was in crisis. Coming to the rescue was The Tom who quickly re-introduced the Glitteratti to the Mullet. It … Continue reading →

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Dr. The Tom reacts to Dr. Jill Bideb controversy

Posted on December 16, 2020 by tom

Dr. The Tom says it has nothing to do with women using or not using the Dr. Title. “It is all about needy people” said Dr. President-Elect, former Vice President, former Senator, former Judiciary Committee Chair, former Lunch Pail from … Continue reading →

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Kim K. and Kanye West together living separate lives — Cue The Tom

Posted on December 12, 2020 by tom

It is being widely reported that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are together but leading separate lives. Naturally with Kim at her most vulnerable and needy, The Tom is ready to slip a bun into her oven. But wait in … Continue reading →

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Kardashians shock The Tom

Posted on December 11, 2020 by tom

The Tom assumed the recent lack of Kardashian publicity pictures was because it was too cold to show more skin and/or to feature more sheer garments. Imigine The Tom’s shock when he learned that the Kardashians were using their down … Continue reading →

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