Monthly Archives: October 2013

Sebelius, O’TomA and Glitch Girl to open SOGG Management Consultant practice

Posted on October 31, 2013 by tom

Never one to ignore an opportunity, Kathleen Sebelius, Barack O’TomA and Glitch Girl will open the SOGG Management Consultancy starting in 2017.  In announcing the venture, O’TomA praised the oversight by Sebelius and Glitch Girl in implementing HealthScare.gov. O’TomA said he would specialize … Continue reading →

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Barack in an historic move appoints a new HealthScare Czar

Posted on October 30, 2013 by tom

Fresh from firing Glitch Girl, Barack O’TomA strode to the podium to announce a new HealthScare Czar to fix all the problems with O’TomAcare Barack told the audience that this nominee was uniquely qualified.  He had rescued the Salt Lake … Continue reading →

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Tom hires “Glitch Girl”

Posted on October 29, 2013 by tom

With a firestorm of criticism of his passive aggressive management style, Barack O’TomA took firm executive leadership and fired Glitch Girl the model who appeared on the HealthCare.gov website. Never one to pass up an oportunity to profit from another’s … Continue reading →

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Tom announces a stunning 300% increase in enrollments on HealthScare.gov website

Posted on October 27, 2013 by tom

After 27 days of the media busting his chops over enrolments on  TomVille’s HealthScare.gov website, Tom had a stunning announcement.  You may remember that the only enrollment was former Tom son-in-law Wont GettaJob who graduated at age 26 from his parents … Continue reading →

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Q. Is TomVille in danger of becoming a 2nd Rate Power? A. No

Posted on October 26, 2013 by tom

With Tom constantly outfoxed, cornered, berated and isolated by Barack O’TomA and an adoring Press, many are asking if TomVille is in danger of becoming a 2nd Rate power.  These critics cite the disastrous rollout of the HealthScare.gov website, IRS … Continue reading →

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New Zynga CEO announces improved quarterly loss

Posted on October 25, 2013 by tom

New Zynga CEO Don Mattrick announced a Quarterly loss of $68,000 compared to a year earlier loss of $$52.7 million under former CEO Mark Pincus. You may remember that Pincus’ downfall was adding TomVille to the successful Farmville and CityVille … Continue reading →

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Chief KnowItAll Costas announces that he won’t be dressing as a Redskin for Halloween.

Posted on October 24, 2013 by tom

In a major disappointment to kids of all ages Chief Bob “KnowItsAll” Costa announced that he will not be dressing as a Redskin for Halloween.  Evidently, something about not being able to find a size small enough to fit him.

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Tom announces new and improved HealthScare.gov website

Posted on October 24, 2013 by tom

After a rather rocky rollout of the Affordable Care website, Tom has sprung into action with a new website, HealthScare.gov which makes the  Ponzi scheme HealthCare.gov looks like a cheap Bernie Madoff imitation. In Tom’s scheme, the public can just … Continue reading →

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Separated at Birth: Larry Summers and Hillary Clinton

Posted on October 20, 2013 by tom

But who has the higher rumored (started by self) IQ and who has the bigger ego?   Hillary Clinton, the ego of Bill, but none of the charm.

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Ted Cruz aims to take out Tom

Posted on October 18, 2013 by tom

Fresh from his “victory” over Barack O’TomA and O’TomACare, Ted Cruz is promising to take out a disloyal Tom for failing to take a stand in the Cruz designed Box Canyon. Tom is hunkered down with his advisors John McCain … Continue reading →

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