Monthly Archives: May 2017

Move Over, RompHim…. There’s Lace Shorts For Men

Posted on May 31, 2017 by tom

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Will W. Tom Cronkite take over for Scott Pelley?

Posted on May 31, 2017 by tom

The media world is all abuzz with the news that Scott Pelley is out at CBS Evening News.  It is rumored that he was let go because as Managing Editor, he had too few anti Trump pieces and even let … Continue reading →

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ISIS offers Kathy Griffin a scholarship

Posted on May 31, 2017 by tom

Anatomy major with a minor in beheading? It is a proven fact that conservatives don’t have a sense of humor.

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Tiger Woody: Tom organizes an emergency Intervention

Posted on May 29, 2017 by tom

When Tom heard that Tiger Woody had been pulled over for suspicion of DUI, The Tom knew immediately that he needed to spring into action to organize an Intervention. Some my remember the Intervention Tom organized when Tiger developed a … Continue reading →

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At TSU Commencement without naming names, The Tom blasts Hillary without naming names for blasting The Donald without naming names

Posted on May 28, 2017 by tom

Without naming names, The Tom blasted Hillary Rodman Clinton in a fiery Commencement Address at TomVille State University (TSU).  The Tom blasted her for her sour grapes laden address at Wellesley College where she blasted the beloved The Donald without … Continue reading →

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Instant Art: Kylie Jenner Bare Booty

Posted on May 27, 2017 by tom

Tom has declared the Kylie Jenner Booty a work of art and a national treasure.  And the artist is so willing to share the art with the people. Philanthropy never looked so good.   To LA is heating up for … Continue reading →

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The Tom catches The Barack trying to upstage The Donald

Posted on May 26, 2017 by tom

As the Donald continued his whirlwind diplomatic tour of the Middle East and Europe, The Tom noticed that serial Election Meddler (Greece, Russia 2012, Iraq 2014, Egypt 2014, USA 2016, Brexit, France, Germany} Barack O’TomA has appeared in Europe trying to … Continue reading →

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Tom scores exclusive interview with J. Edgar Comey

Posted on May 20, 2017 by tom

In an exclusive off the record interview with unnamed source J. Edgar Comey, Tom was bowled over by the Comey mystique and his sterling record.  He indicated that his crowning achievement was manufacturing CYA  memos to himself about The Donald. … Continue reading →

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LaTom urges LaKers to draft Lonzo and LaVar “Big Baller” Ball with 2nd pick

Posted on May 18, 2017 by tom

With the will of the ping-pong balls giving the Los Angeles LaKers the 2nd pick in the NBA draft, LaTom is working overdrive to sign the Balls to bring “Schmoe Time” to Los Angeles.  Bringing LaVar in from Chino Hills … Continue reading →

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The Tom shocks Democrats and Media allies with civics lesson

Posted on May 17, 2017 by tom

Tom gathered Democrats and their Media Allies in an emergency meeting at Madison Square Garden. In hushed tones, The Tom gravely told the huddled masses that if they succeed in running The Donald out of the Presidency, Hillary Rodman Clinton … Continue reading →

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