Monthly Archives: December 2013

Tom pivots to staffing up the Thought Police Agency

Posted on December 29, 2013 by tom

Still licking his wounds over the drastic funding cuts to his Agency, Chief Tom has quickly pivoted to staffing up the Thought Police Agency. Even the smartest Regulations require the enforcement by a crack team.  With that in mind, Tom announced … Continue reading →

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Tom blasts drastic cuts in funding for the Thought Police

Posted on December 28, 2013 by tom

Speaking before an adoring crowd of self anointed community leaders and organizers at the annual American Society of Snobs (ASS) convention, Thought Police Chief Tom ripped right to the heart of the matter.  The government has cut Tom’s 327% increase … Continue reading →

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Quack! Quack!…I’m Back

Posted on December 27, 2013 by tom

Chief of the Thought Police Tom is celebrating his total victory over Phil Robertson as A & E issued a Press Release that old Phil is back without further a do or apologies. Since Phil was expressing his views in … Continue reading →

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To boost Truth According to Tom, Tom extends deadlines and offers free colonoscopies to new followers

Posted on December 27, 2013 by tom

With follower sign ups running seriously below plan, Tom has ripped a page out of the hugely successful O’TomA Care marketing playbook.  Children up to age 26 will be able to read Truth According to Tom on their parents dime.  … Continue reading →

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Tom hires Navigators to pump up Truth According To Tom

Posted on December 26, 2013 by tom

With enrolments in the Truth According to Tom blog flagging, Tom is rolling out the Navigator program.  Based on the incredibly successful model of the Affordable Care Act  (O’TomA Care) Navigators, these highly qualified community organizers will fan out across TomVille … Continue reading →

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Whatever, Tom loves it

Posted on December 20, 2013 by tom

The casual “whatever” was rated the most annoying word by  38 percent of 1,173 adults surveyed in early December by the Marist College  Institute for Public Opinion, based in Poughkeepsie, N.Y. That is up from 32  percent a year earlier, … Continue reading →

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Lurking in the Duck Blind are …?

Posted on December 19, 2013 by tom

Little does Phil Robertson on suspension from Duck Dynasty know, but there are two dangerous duck hunters waiting in the Duck Blind for him to try to take flight. The noted hunters are none other than Barack O’TomA and Chief Bob … Continue reading →

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Will Tom sign to replace Phil Robertson on Duck Dynasty?

Posted on December 19, 2013 by tom

Fresh from an exhausting cross TomVille tour with the ZZ Top tribute band ZZ’s Bottoms and Saturdays moonlighting as a Hasidic Rabbi, Tom was approached by A & E to fill in for suspended Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson.  A … Continue reading →

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Tom signs up for Affluenza clinical trials,

Posted on December 18, 2013 by tom

With 16-year-old Texan Ethan Couch escaping a prison term for driving drunk and killing four, based on Psychologist G. Dick Miller’s diagnosis of Affluenza (infected with too much money), Tom announced that he is willing to risk his own health … Continue reading →

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The Flame

Posted on December 17, 2013 by tom

The flame burns bright and warm.  I am drawn to the flame as I fly ever closer to the flame?  Will I get burned?  

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