Monthly Archives: October 2011

Happy Halloween

As previously noted, Tom is so ugly that no mask is required for his Halloween costume. Parents have already trained their children from birth to turn their eyes away when Tom is in view. Advertisements

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OWS 99 Percenters — You have the wrong enemy

Speaking from high a top a TomVille Garbage truck in the middle of the Occupy TomVille encampment, Tom cut straight to the unvarnished truth. “99 Percenters, you have the wrong enemy.” Th enemy is not the rich. What have happened … Continue reading

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Badgers, Packers Football 10/29-30

The Wisconsin Badgers rolled to their second consecutive defeat at the hands of The Ohio State University Buckeyes 33-29 spoiling any chance at a BCS Bowl game or even the Meinekie Car Care Bowl. However, the Badgers received a ray … Continue reading

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Tom breaks into song during graduate school lecture at TomVille State

As visiting Professor at the prestigious Graduate School of Real Estate at TomVille State University, Tom was deep into the benefits of housing programs HAMP, HAMP II and Son of HMP I namely HARP when he suddenly burst into song. … Continue reading

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New Proposal from Tom to save TomVille NBA Franchise

Demonstrating a mean crossover dribble before his Press Conference, Tom challenged NBA Players Association President Derrick Fisher and NBA Commish David Stern to adopt his plan to save the venerable TomVille NBA franchise, the TomVille Shorts, and by extension save … Continue reading

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Obama reveals secret love of Millionaires (has beens)

Yesterday, POTUS and noted Millionaire and Billionaire Barack Obama dipped for the third time in a couple months into the money pit that is Hollywood. Reveling in creating massive traffic jams, Obama had another $37,500/plate dinner at noted Hollywood has … Continue reading

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Nation exhales as Biden announces he is open to Presidential run in 2016

A grateful and nervous nation finally was able to collectively exhale when they were reassured yesterday that V.P. Joe Biden is open to run for President in 2016. But beyond the wonderful sound bites, this would assure us of a … Continue reading

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Badgers, Packers Football 10/22-23

The Wisconsin Badgers in a brilliant strategic move lost to the Michigan State Spartans at the gun 37-31. Thus they assured themselves an early bid to the Chick-fil-A Bowl or even better yet since their wheels fell off to the … Continue reading

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Glitzy new bus tours of Tomville announced

In a Press Conference at the corner of TomVille and Whine, Tom announced the start of glitzy new bus tours of TomVille. Borrowing on the concept of bus tours of Hollywood stars homes, murder scenes, stars hang outs and the … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan reports to morgue for community service

Again, Tom asks the penetrating questions that American wants to know but are afraid to ask. Was Lindsay Lohan assigned to a brutal 16 hours of community service at the morgue because of a vindictive Judge and D.A. or was … Continue reading

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